Nerf Yordles (not tft related)

0cean Mann··1 votes·792 views

NO THIS IS NOT TFT RELATED

Everything in their kit is just designed to make your enemies suffer and turn their laning miserable especially these three Teemo RumbleGnar a-holes that abuse and beat the sh*t out of you but when its time for their ass beating they just escape with their mobility abilities

And if you think about it all of the yordles have escape or mobility abilities. heres some examples

Tristana - rocket jump Teemo Rumble Gnar LuluKennen - Speed boost Corki Ziggs Poppy - dashes Fizz - AIDS

the only champions that dont have are Amumu Heimerdinger but heimer is still built to make laning phase hell

Every time I kill one of them I just feel satisfied. Everything about their design, voices, looks and the LAUGH ESPECIALLY THE LAUGH I HATE.

If i could choose an option between deleting Yasuo or Thanosing Yordles, I'd choose Thanosing Yordles and do a fortnight dance on their ashes and happily live on knowing that nobody knows that they went extinct.

FIGHT WITH HONOR, NOT BY RUNNING AROUND AND GIVING EVERYONE ANGER ISSUES!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

5 Comments

Ralanr1 votes

Hey man, when you’re small you gotta fight to your strengths.

Asking a yordle to fight fair is like asking a rabbit to slow down while the wolf is after them.

Zardo1 votes

they just escape with their mobility abilities

Wait. You play pyke and you're complaining that a speed boost is too much mobility for you? Have you ever tried to catch a pyke out as anyone? You pretty much can't unless they're inting.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

Ooooh, is this the "List things about a champion and call them OP with no context" game? My favorite.

You know who was really the most overpowered, overloaded champion in the game? The one that had:

  • A passive with a stacking slow and DoT damage on every AA.
  • A low-cost Q that granted bonus gold, could crit, and apply the passive as well as all melee item passives.
  • A cleanse with 100% AP scaling heal.
  • A ton of bonus AD and movespeed along with the ability to grant allies additional AD and MS.
  • A global, large AoE nuke that also slowed.

Yep. Pls nerf old GP.

Sona Ping1 votes

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NO THIS IS NOT TFT RELATED

Everything in their kit is just designed to make your enemies suffer and turn their laning miserable especially these three Teemo RumbleGnar a-holes that abuse and beat the sh*t out of you but when its time for their ass beating they just escape with their mobility abilities

And if you think about it all of the yordles have escape or mobility abilities. heres some examples

Tristana - rocket jump Teemo Rumble Gnar LuluKennen - Speed boost Corki Ziggs Poppy - dashes Fizz - AIDS

the only champions that dont have are Amumu Heimerdinger but heimer is still built to make laning phase hell

Every time I kill one of them I just feel satisfied. Everything about their design, voices, looks and the LAUGH ESPECIALLY THE LAUGH I HATE.

If i could choose an option between deleting Yasuo or Thanosing Yordles, I'd choose Thanosing Yordles and do a fortnight dance on their ashes and happily live on knowing that nobody knows that they went extinct.

FIGHT WITH HONOR, NOT BY RUNNING AROUND AND GIVING EVERYONE ANGER ISSUES!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You write this with a Pyke icon...

0cean Mann1 votes

Origin story time

When I started playing league. I enjoyed playing at top lane because its just you and the enemy and occasionally your junglers. I eventually found ways to counter teemo and yordles which is farm under tower and dont give them kills. Soon I started to get bored and wanted to play other lanes then i found Pyke. I quickly became a support main with him and eventually moved on from the top lane but now my past has comeback to haunt me.

and also i was really tilted writing this post because I've been in a 4 game losing spree

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