Tahm kench has counterplay?

Went tahm kench 10 games in a row.

3 of them forced the enemy to afk after they went 0/3/0 0/4/0

4 of them stomped the enemy so hard they had to sit behind top tower, and even then I could dive them with ease.

and the last few were just afkers. You'll always have them.

So what is the counterplay to a "tank" that can 1v2 anyone in the game?

When darius does it it's because you were dumb enough to let him full combo, but you can but and remove it

Same for illaoi.

When urgot does it it's because you let him free farm without punishing his nonexistant punishing kit.

Nasus does it because you let him freefarm.

But tahm doesn't care. Poke him? He'll walk up and auto you to death, try to run and "kite" he'll just tongue slap you with an absurd hitbox and instant speed. Or eat a minion, slow you, tongue slap.

Oh you almost bursted him? Here's a second life bar, he isn't healing so the afformentioned items don't do jack shit to him. You literally have this dumb catfish walking up and tonguefucking you, your girlfriend, your jungler, your wife, your parents. There is nothing you can do to him. You can't poke him because at any time he can just walk up and decide he's sick of your shit and just 3 auto you in 2 seconds and proceed to carry.

Send your jungler more gold for him.

Remove these dumb grey health shields from pyke and tahm they're disgusting. It's literally a button saying "here's a second lifebar in combat, lmao die and you're inting"

The only counter I can actually beat a tahm with in shyvana, and that's just because he's too busy mollywooping my top laners ass to notice me melting %max life per auto.

Late game sure the lucian full build can handle him but the laning phase is so cancerous I can win almost every game but just bullying the enemy so much they don't want to play anymore.

tl;dr tahm is cancer I hate drugs.