Alistar
Stop picking him. You aren't going to make some big flashy awesome sauce play of amazing playmakingness. You're going to hide behind the fucking turret for 15 minutes while your ADC plays a solo lane. Pressing E on CD doesn't constitute "supporting".
/endbitterrantofpointlessness
edit: Can't rant anymore without the down votes. You people make me sad. Just commiserate FFS.