Why is Dark Wind's RNG still not fixed after over 4 years?

We've dealt with RNG everywhere, except here. Oops. Pure luck. Enjoy eating a 3.6 second silence with considerable damage.

Everyone hates the RNG. Everyone. Fiddles hate it. Fiddle mains hate it. Fiddle's enemies hate it. Pure luck -- that's all it takes, and you can easily take out an enemy.

The potential range it can hit from from RNG bounces only makes it more absurd.