I can't stand to play top lane anymore

Solo Q Memes··2 votes·999 views

I one trick Wukong, and seriously I am sick of playing top lane at a disadvantage EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME. Every fucking champion taken top either has poke on me, or out sustains me, or out trades me, or are too tanky for me to kill. In most cases it is a very strong mixture of all of these things.

What does Wukong lack?

  1. A fucking passive all lane phase
  2. Any fucking sustain or shields (even his base health regen is complete fucking trash)
  3. Any fucking decent damage early game

I am tired of playing against these champions that straight up bully the fuck out of me all lane... not because they have skill, not because they out play me, but simply because their champions can beat mine. Seriously the amount of shit that these champions can get away with in lane seems absurd, but the reality is that its not the top lane champions ITS FUCKING WUKONG THATS SHIT.

We are 4 fucking patches into the damn season and I am still waiting on the fucking Wukong buffs. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY AT???

I have zero fun playing this fucking game at this point. And since we have ranked lanes now, If I chose to play Wukong Jungle I'd be starting over. Until I see my fucking Wukong buffs I will not be playing this fucking game. Every time I start a match up it turns out to be a disappointment. Either I have trolling teammates, or I lose lane and tilt because it takes the enemy 0 fucking brain power to fuck me.

3 Comments

xxxliltrash 3 votes

wow, it seems like you really don’t enjoy playing wukong, maybe you should try playing another champion

øHaruø1 votes

You knew Wukong was like..you know..almost always like this..right?

ReportsAreCancer1 votes

Considering how overpowered Wukong is, the problem is definitely you.

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