ahri is cancer

don't care what you say to defend her blatantly atrocious kit

its cancer

q has a 215ms boost decaying to 80 on a 7 second cd skillshot that does magic/true damage.

w is fair, needs e to hit otherwise it sucks and more often than not prios minions

e would be fine if not for aforementioned cancer in her q

r is fine because it's her R

but the worst part?

Essence theft

Whenever Ahri hits an enemy with one of her abilities, she gains a charge of Essence Theft 2 Essence Theft, and can gain up to 3 charges per ability cast. Upon reaching 9 charges, her next ability heals her for 3 / 5 / 9 / 18 (+ 9% AP) for each enemy hit

why would you EVER give someone so stupidly mobile the ability to also heal themselves up 36/70/108/206 PLUS 9% of her ap on a standard 6 minion wave.

if you defend that then you have no clue how easy it is to get 9 stacks, and how hard it is to outplay someone so fast with that much sustain built into their kit.