"nasus do something so we can get things done"

Bard to Believe··44 votes·2,358 views

-Shen Ashe bot repeatedly feeding an ez bard

meanwhile

me as Nasus 500 stacks at 20 mins, FB tower, and 6 total towers taken along with 2manning baron with jg.

"nasus u didnt do shit you went 5/3/6 noob"

i swear its like people dont even CARE about objectives at all. like if you're not super fed you're automatically worthless.

43 Comments

Melledoneus25 votes

This is why you don't play Shen f*cking support.

Also, I apologize that somebody playing Shen was an asshole.

Please state his full name, address, and medical records.

Enlegacy5 votes

And social security.

Melledoneus5 votes

No, that won't be necessary.

Aaaaand coordinates locked. Chicken swarm deployed.

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

oh god, i better find a place to hind, please don't send the chickens ;-;

Melledoneus1 votes

BUK-BAWK MOTHERF*CKER.

Over Innsmouth2 votes

And blood type.

Melledoneus2 votes

Isn't that in the medical records?

Or do you mean... oh... I see... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Over Innsmouth2 votes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

I was thinking of you before I read you had even posted it.

Melledoneus1 votes

My ult has no cooldown on these Boards MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Daddy Ants2 votes

{quoted}

This is why you don't play Shen f*cking support.

Also, I apologize that somebody playing Shen was an asshole.

Please state his full name, address, and medical records.

Twitch (Me) with a Shen Support in one of my recent games.

We stomped lane and the game

Melledoneus1 votes

I played Shen mid for a week with a 90+% winrate.

Still doesn't make it a good idea lol.

Oelyk1 votes

Kinda Like full ap Bard top.

IceKingChernobog1 votes

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Twitch (Me) with a Shen Support in one of my recent games.

We stomped lane and the game

Shen supp works so well with twitch.

Escheton2 votes

{quoted}

Shen supp works so well with twitch.

Shen is showing in lane, Twitch must be around. Wait, why is our jungler dead in his own jungle? Where did Shen go? Ow, fuuuu.

IceKingChernobog1 votes

{quoted}

Shen is showing in lane, Twitch must be around. Wait, why is our jungler dead in his own jungle? Where did Shen go? Ow, fuuuu.

I love doing that, people just don't understand how freaking powerful twitch can be. Especially Lower ELO.

Zach Sandwhich1 votes

{quoted}

This is why you don't play Shen f*cking support.

Also, I apologize that somebody playing Shen was an asshole.

Please state his full name, address, and medical records.

As a Shen support main,TRIGGERED

ForeverLaxx7 votes

Some people just don't understand the concept of split pushing or how to take advantage of it. To be fair, it's not entirely their fault since Riot tends to swoop from on high and make sure the tactic is barely functional at best while reminding us all that 5v5 fights in mid lane is how League is supposed to be played.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

This is literally what the boards tank circlejerk was begging for a few months ago. That the game should be about team fighting so tanks can be 100% necessary.

50000000000000005 votes

But 5/3/6 isn't even a bad score wtf

BeatzBoyFTW4 votes

Who the fuck still plays Shen Support....

Naomi CoffeeGoat2 votes

People still want to make it work, but it was way more fun with pre rework shen. Actually old shen was just more fun in general for me.

Slimegoon4 votes

Singed has the same problem. End the game 3/7 with a win because 2-3 people were top-lane dealing with you all the time, or you were taking towers. Team says you didn't contribute [zombie-brand-facepalm]

AcidTheWarlock3 votes

I remember one Yorick game where I splitpushed to the nexus down top, by myself, and almost won the game despite giving up a good number of deaths.

I got blamed for everything.

Until I pulled an xPeke and won

lul

BALDG1VEN BOOMER2 votes

This is one reason I love Nasus in low elo, most of the times they will focus on objectives instead of your God Riven who tried to 1v5

Anidan1 votes

Is this before or after that Nasus ignores the objectives for more stacks on his Q?

Blackstone015 votes

Objectives are worth 6 stacks.

Nasuss1 votes

3* unless its baron or drake

50000000000000002 votes

Tower gives 6 stacks upon kill, no?

Blackstone012 votes

Pretty sure they are.

Troll for Trump2 votes

Well you didn't do anything, and you couldn't do anything.

That's how top lane is

Volibear Boss2 votes

I had a enemy nasus who could easily oneshot our ADC and midlaner, but he decided to keep stacking top instead of grouping, so we won.

IceKingChernobog2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Marcus Phillida,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=l91zJd1k,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2017-04-30T04:14:50.407+0000)

I had a enemy nasus who could easily oneshot our ADC and midlaner, but he decided to keep stacking top instead of grouping, so we won.

Most nasus mains in a nutshell.

3TWarrior2 votes

lol, back in season 5 I had mordekaiser top lane to base tower and my team was like "all mid!" to try and take the first tower, lol

the enemy team figured out I was actually doing something and started deploying 2 even 3 people to keep me from waveclearing and pounding the towers...

I miss old Morde....

Blackstone011 votes

I feel your pain man. Or those moments when you're shoving for a free tower and your team decides instead of pressuring they should go kill raptors or something.

DragonShea1 votes

kill hungry bastards

Jeddy0171 votes

Because at the end of the day, some people are just idiots who only know how to ARAM all game. They believe that's the only way to win Summoner Rift's.

Nasuss1 votes

Feelsgoodman that im high dia , they understand when I get 3 towers and inhb , winning lane and applying insane pressure everywhere all of that while im 1/3 something cuz I got doven few times feelsNasusman

General Esdeath 1 votes

I just mute them and keep splitting while playing Merry Go by Kevin MacLeod

SpecterVonBaren1 votes

While I certainly sympathize with you about people being dicks over something going wrong in another lane or blaming someone else for something going wrong in their lane, the only objectives that matter in the game are the two nexus's. Doesn't matter how many turrets you take if you can't make it translate into taking the enemy nexus.

Admittedly feeding the bot lane Ez and Bard is likely to not translate into taking the enemy nexus, so everyone needs to do their part.

nwtfrutalkinabt1 votes

how does one build shen against AD top like trondamera. i guess rush item 1031 item 3751 item 3068 but after that what? and god forbid if u get to play against a Kayle as shen. wth to do then, just stay near base to stay alive? lee sin jungle, dives are insaneh. and shen's farming is just horrible. wonder why E deals dmg to only neutral monsters, not any minions -.-

EDIT: what you think of this guide. I find it great sometimes but if im denied in farm im cr4p ofc. of course taunt is awesome CC if i get a chance to use it when all inhibs r down but team tilted af wont follow etc.RANT

http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/yummy-rices-in-depth-s7-top-lane-shen-the-flippin-ninja-395771

lofi n chillhop1 votes

yeah as someone who literally Never played nasus in my life.

when I see someone yell at a nasus, I facepalm. smh. roll my eyes. what an idiot!

like "omg typical nasus never groups" ... yeah dude, so fucking learn how to play the map ya noob. never groups maybe.. but make the game last 30 minutes without much big events... and he'll solo carry if you group with Him and Peel.

like woah woah woah hold on. you expect a nasus who can be easily kited and doesn't have cc, but has HUGE lategame power, to group early and waste farm gold and Exp just because you went ham into the enemy lee sin's jungle trying to chase a kill? LOL .

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