I don't understand why everyone is complaining about ARURF

I just got the Squishiest, most immobile champion in the game into a 5 assassin team. It was so fun trying to go AP Kog only for to dodge all my skillshots with their dashes and blinks, eventually forcing me to sell all my items for AD Kog, and when blinded me and cut my damage output to 0 while taking over half my health with a single target spell, lucky for me I could just use my short cooldown dash to get away and wait the blind out I especially loved the part where the enemy ran towards me out of stealth with 700 movespeed and proceeded to use their automatically targeting and point and click burst to instantaneously kill me. After somehow losing I was so happy, it was extremely near and dear to my heart that no one called me a "metacuck" I would gladly play into in order to avoid people picking meta picks. It's obviously more fair for the game to randomly select a champion for everyone with the flawless RNG which got me 6 times, 3 times and once. As if this faulty perfect RNG wasn't fair, you can actually reroll once every second game I recall Riot stating it would be once a game but that doesn't matter giving you a second chance (no guarantees of course) I believe this is perfect, it's not like Riot could just give you two rerolls per game or something.

If we were to (wretch) select our own champions, it's not like we could all pick equally powerful champions or something, thank you Riot for this perfect solution.