Real talk: it's time to buff turrets.

I just finished this game. As you can see, I played Jarvan IV top, focusing on being the team's initiator (Vayne simply tumbled out of Cataclysm because you know, Vayne.) and heavy tank. We succeeded quite well and we won in about 30 minutes. The last 2 minutes is what caused my concern.

I dove one of their Nexus turrets and managed to tank it for at least 15 seconds before being at about half health. (And Vayne tumbled out of Cataclysm)

Yes, Nami was healing me. Yes, I used Golden Aegis. But STILL. 15 seconds before I lost half my health! I don't think should allow even a tank like Jarvan to do this, honestly the only champ that should be able to do this is with his ult and at least one healer ( , , ). This is honestly ridiculous, and I'm ashamed that I love it so much. For about 20 seconds I felt absolutely unkillable. I was the tank. The immovable object that would stop the unstoppable force.

But seriously though, buff turrets. True Damage lasers should melt people, not tickle them.