Always on retard team

QuickenedBlade··3 votes·2,927 views

give me that 0-6 d4 1trick ekko kid who still doesn't know how to play ekko after 600 games of ekko

give me the autistic j4 jg that builds full tank and afk farms at 40 minutes

give me that d4 0-15 fiora with a fucking taliyah

or the 1trick draven that goes 1-13 with his 1-8 support

woo love retards who just waste my fucking time because they don't know how to play the fucking game

17 Comments

Åeolus2 votes

If you perform consistently well you'all climb. Yeah you get some unlucky games at times but if you yourself always are outperforming your counterpart in games you will have a win ratio above 50%.

QuickenedBlade4 votes

what autistic riot does is they go "o he on win spree and is climbing at a fast rate?"

#"give him retards several games in a row to stop his win spree"

Who is Taliyah2 votes

Yeah because riot actually chooses the teams by hand. Besides, everyone can have a bad game. Just because you're "unlucky" that 4 players have a bad game in 4 games in a row of you doesn't quite make them retards.

QuickenedBlade3 votes

automated system. mmr gets too high? give harder enemies, retard teammates, afk teammate, teammates with bad connection, teammates with ban histories, teammate who are on 20+ loss sprees

Åeolus1 votes

Why can challenger smurfs climb quickly then?

QuickenedBlade3 votes

riot doesnt give you retards if they detect a challenger acct used on the same hwid to make you think they're actually good

riot knows that you try to make that argument and they prepared for it by giving previous challenger players a free ride to challenger on any acct they want. That's why boosting is so popular.

Åeolus1 votes

How do you know this? Where did you get this information from? And this completely contradicts your previous statement because challenger players would constantly have win sprees.

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#"give him retards several games in a row to stop his win spree"

QuickenedBlade1 votes

kek already answered that

they make exceptions for once-challengers

R31W1NG1 votes

Kemp asked for proof, you gave none. Challengers boost because they have the skill to. Not because riot detects the challenger's ip address and says free ride. Have you watched an unranked to challenger series? I can only assume not as they consist of games filled with 29/0 kd until they get to high gold mmr where their team mates start having enough ego to think they know better than a insert smurf's rank here, all while ignoring that they have a silver something player in there gold/plat game because the supposedly silver player has reached their mmr. Aside from that, it's really funny when the accounts promo up 2 instead of 1 rank and how you think that you deserves your supposedly higher mmr when riot gives you a game balanced for that higher mmr and then you bitch about it.

QuickenedBlade2 votes

prove the government is corrupt

Coopa1232 votes

If you are constantly on the team that has more "retards" ... maybe you're one of the reasons for that

QuickenedBlade2 votes

my skill in the bottom lane going 4-0 in the first 3 minutes effects the 0-15 fiora and the shit champ my mid laner picks

TakeAGuessNerd1 votes

I thought you're complaining about people but all I'm seeing is your autobiography?

AlienPrimate1 votes

Maybe you should actually post on the profile in question so we can all see your match history to confirm this story. I have seen many posts like this and they all have a common theme. The people they complain about only did really bad in the game they were in them with. If they went 0/6/1 in the game being complained about, that same player in the same elo carried a few games previous with something like 10/2/12. Everyone has bad games. Don't try telling me that you have never been one of the very people you are whining about. Riot has nothing to do with you getting someone who is having a bad game. They don't have a crystal ball that shows everyone's scores before their games and pair all the bad players with you because you are on a winning streak. It just happens that your luck sucks if this is true so get over it and move on.

QuickenedBlade2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/hRGff5H.png?1 most wards most gold most kill participation

Can't do shit as Shyvana when Darius, Lulu, and Anivia are fed as fuck.

I've had fucking games where I'm playing Janna and do more damage than my Syndra.

MissingKayo1 votes

man trash players and their delusions these days

Nami Ulted Japon1 votes

riot oh sorry riot games can u can u stop give me r%%%%% team really can u do that*[sg-lux-2]*

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