A new Brutalizer item? How about-
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= Unicorn Lance
Grants AD, CDR, and:
UNIQUE passive: Your basic attacks can no longer critically strike. However, you gain bonus armor penetration equal to (percentage) of your bonus attack damage.
One of the biggest problems with trying to create a quintessential AD caster item is the way scaling bonus AD or armor pen interacts with Crit. Someone with said AD caster item, Infinity Edge, and their IAS/Crit item of choice would be a complete monster. However, by rigging the item to disable critical strikes suddenly this thing doesn't look so nice to the average right-clicker unless, of course, they completely ignore crit chance. Such an item would fill a glaring void in the game's AD options.
Chances are it would put a few AD assassins over the top since AD ratios are artificially over-inflated due to lack of itemization options, but I think a few targeted ratio nerfs are a small price to pay for more robust AD options.
Thoughts?

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's 15% crit chance.
with a moderate combine cost, and a unique active that offers a flash on a 180 sec cooldown, or something like that.
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, whom have built in crits.