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The Balance Team Are Laughing At Us

LVL99 Helper TK·4/20/2018, 4:07:52 AM·4 votes·832 views

At this point I can only assume the balance team is akin to that one guy who intentionally feeds with Rammus in ranked, every single match, and as he's running it down mid with mobility boots, dying, and laughing so hard that it hurts, his team mates are just becoming depressed.

His team mates are the LoL player-base, and I think the balance team or riot as a whole, just viciously hates us. Their only ambition is to burn LoL down to the ground.

Either that or they're delusional to the point of psychopathy

either way, there's no hope for this game.

Can you just imagine Meddler, sitting in his office, counting his money, thinking of how he can further damage this game. "Well, okay we already did the catch-up exp (LOL), we did the damage creep (hehe), we made ADC's super busted, we turned baron into a joke, we increased ambient gold generation, hmm how else can we fuck this up....."

He's coming up with ideas, a very creative man indeed.

5 Comments

DestructoDave4/20/2018, 4:10:48 AM2 votes

The balance really isn't as bad as people say it is. If anything, its just the staleness of the game, and the fact even in low elo professional strats are starting to manifest. The rotate top after bot turret, rotate mid after turret, rotate drag, etc. It becomes incredibly formulaic and stale. You build the same items every game, either lose first turret and play catchup/chase all game, or you get first turret and rotate around the map like a ping pong ball soaking up other turrets/objectives ad nauseum until the game ends. And this is even prevalent in lower elos from watching LCS.

I posted a thread earlier to show how stale this is. Whoever gets first turret, has a 73% chance to win the game, at all elos. 73%. So the game is basically on rails after the first turret falls, win or lose. Very small chance of coming back, and it all plays out the same. Get first turret, rotate around grab the others, other team never catches up, requires throws to make a comeback. 73%.

Edge of Daybreak4/20/2018, 6:45:26 AM2 votes

{quoted} Either that or they're delusional to the point of psychopathy

This is the most powerful case of projection I have ever seen on this forum. What baffles me is you claim meddler is "counting his money" but is actively trying to find ways to ruin his money maker. How does that make any sense to you? Like you actually typed that and said yeah makes sense let's go.