Idea: If you're playing Leblanc or Lee Sin, you're not allowed to say the word "Juke".

BeerOfRoot4843·3/2/2015, 8:37:02 AM·60 votes·3,625 views

If we can't have nerfs...

EDIT: Over 100 votes, yay! Great to see the community come together for a cause!

EDIT 2: 222 votes as I am typing this. Thanks a bunch for your thoughts!

My favorite comments:

"*The only champion that I enjoy 100% of the time when they pull off a successful juke is MonkeyKing *" "Bonus points if you didn't even use any abilities" -Inept Maverick and Talamare

"jook" -A God Damn Hero

"Get rek't, 13 year old boy who's playing lee sin who continually tries to type "juked" into all chat after ward jumping over a wall and doesn't understand why it keeps showing up as "_"." -The Great Sloth

"Circlejerk a little harder," -Braken Burst Alt

"That's disgusting" -Jelubi

43 Comments

lojician3/2/2015, 5:45:57 PM34 votes

Kalista continuously autoattacks while jumping backwards and forwards to maintain range with a diver

Riot casters: "OH MY GOD WHAT PERFECT KITING AS KALISTA OUTPLAYS THE DIVE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE (insert player name here) KALISTA BECAUSE HE IS TRUELY AMAZING ON THAT CHAMPION"

Talamare3/2/2015, 8:44:07 AM19 votes

Also Ahri ZedKatarina Yasuo Kalista

Talamare3/2/2015, 10:56:36 AM11 votes

Mobility is fine, No one cares when Ezreal uses E to escape or when Aatrox does his ground target jump

Why? because we know those abilities have real cooldowns, and we know they won't really be able to do it again for a good while. So if you press them you can easily kill them.

Excessive Mobility, as in extremely short cooldowns and multiple dashes do not really deserve respect for escape. As you said, there is basically nothing you can do when someone like LeBlanc dashes twice for 1500 range.

Meep Man3/2/2015, 2:11:50 PM10 votes

The only champion that I enjoy 100% of the time when they pull off a successful juke is MonkeyKing

DarthSpectrum3/3/2015, 12:53:59 AM7 votes

Every time I see a Machinama Realm video about "spectacular outplays", it just ends up being the champion doing most of the work rather than the player. (Even for the higher ELOs)

Champions such as LB, Fizz, and Lee Sin "juke" by spamming their target less, low CD gap closers. It is one thing when the gap closer requires targets (Yasuo, Thresh, etc.) or has a 10+ second CD (Zed, Trist, etc.), but these champions have their mobility skill up pretty much once every 5 seconds.

In my opinion, Zed and Lucian should be the ceiling for mobility. Their dashes are obnoxious enough already with a medium CD. All the mobility was fun and games at first, but now it is just frustrating.

Proelium3/2/2015, 9:02:49 PM4 votes

"outplayed" is also off limits.

If you have more "outplay" tools than your enemy you out PICKED them. Not out played.

Karfuss3/2/2015, 5:54:30 PM4 votes

The only champion that is capable of doing a move worthy of being called a juke is Wukong by just standing still.

THE GREAT SLOTH3/3/2015, 6:39:02 AM3 votes

This is an incredible idea. You have my complete support.

Get rek't, 13 year old boy who's playing lee sin who continually tries to type "juked" into all chat after ward jumping over a wall and doesn't understand why it keeps showing up as "*****".

Eedat3/3/2015, 1:24:56 AM3 votes

I dunno, this looks like a Juke to me

http://youtu.be/HuOzhp7JB_8

Reynard the ƒox3/2/2015, 8:45:40 AM3 votes

jook

ForgiveColour3/2/2015, 5:36:45 PM3 votes

dont forget Shaco

and yes, non lcs champs can be cancer too

Handin Out Naps3/2/2015, 9:57:57 PM2 votes

Circlejerk a little harder, definitely haven't heard this one yet.

RavenKouhai3/3/2015, 12:38:35 AM1 votes

don't forget Fizz

Economicz3/2/2015, 6:58:47 PM1 votes

I'll make sure to say juked when you get "outplayed"

Acidic Puddle3/2/2015, 6:28:45 PM1 votes

What about my Nidalee ? Am I still allowed to say "Juke"?

Dengeden3/3/2015, 6:36:58 AM1 votes

Yes, they shouldn't be allowed to say it. Wait, I mean: no, they shouldn't be allowed to say it. ^_^

A Miss Fortune3/2/2015, 6:16:53 PM1 votes

With Leblanc the jukes are just funny because it involves her doing something that anyone can predict and getting away with it.

With Lee Sin the jukes are just annoying because he essentially teleports across the map every time he has a cooldown.

SEKAI3/3/2015, 9:27:22 AM1 votes

if you're playing Nid, LB, Ahri, Lee, Kalista or Zed you're not allowed to have "outplayed" or nonsense like "dat juke" in your chat.

If you're playing J4, Vi or to a certain degree, Rek you are not allowed to type "lol 3v1" or anything along the lines.

Mikal Pikal3/3/2015, 8:13:00 PM1 votes

But can't you call it a juke if you have Lee Sin chasing Leblanc or vice versa?

meneroth23/3/2015, 8:23:09 PM1 votes

SivHD would disagree with you.

Flawless Fetus3/3/2015, 8:39:38 PM1 votes

I saw the coolest LB video the other day, though. It was dirty. I'll link if I can come across it again.

georgiotatos3/4/2015, 6:16:22 PM1 votes

as a lb main i still agree.