i used to main riven

papi chungus··57 votes·2,939 views

but now i am rehabilitated and thanks to the help of my friends and family, i've switched to a much healthier champion now, Teemo. Teemo

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umbraˉ32 votes

Damn, what a shame. Riven players are some of the most skilled and least t0xic players I have ever come across in my time on League.

Tails Doll7 votes

I always enjoy playing with and against Rivens. They are the most trust worthy and helpfull players out there. They are one of the few players that dont mind never being ganked for and remain extreamly positive throughout the game and leading us agaisnt the worst possibilities to an ensured victory. Shame, shame indeed.

Daxterr5 votes

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I always enjoy playing with and against Rivens. They are the most trust worthy and helpfull players out there. They are one of the few players that dont mind never being ganked for and remain extreamly positive throughout the game and leading us agaisnt the worst possibilities to an ensured victory. Shame, shame indeed.

I almost choked on my drink reading this

LittleBlast3 votes

I legit actually do love facing riven cause i know i can tilt them hard for a free win :D

Melledoneus5 votes

Gah. You must be that Fiora main I've heard about.

ayNigerianPrince1 votes

I mean in bronze it's fun as hell to tilt Riven players. I played Trynd for my first time against a Riven and chain-crit her like 2 times at level 3 for the kill. They were one of those MLg Riven players with the dragon skin.

They afked 8 minutes in.

TheThundersRoar2 votes

Not sure why you're getting downvotes.

Tilting a Riven player with a champion like Olaf is one of the easiest and cheapest ways to win a game.

daboss12151 votes

lol [slayer-jinx-catface]

Critmaster Garen22 votes

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i've switched to a much healthier champion now, Teemo.

wow, thats just mean.

forresto1 votes

hey dont judge. teemo was my first mastery 5 champ :P

Croys314 votes

Better then Riven! I hope you can keep it that way!

Devack The Holy4 votes

Poppy : "Nothing personal, but... I need to squash you."

Seekêr1 votes

Poppy "WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER, I SHALL FIX YOU!"

Only Play Darius4 votes

I would rather fight Riven over Teemo, any day.

laughup023 votes

I'd prefer you play Riven instead of Teemo.

Crossette2 votes

Here you go.

http://leaguecraft.com/skins/64673-target-practice-teemo.xhtml

You'll thank me when you install it. (Use Wooxy)

Count Zubat2 votes

Why did I expect "... but then I took an arrow to the knee"?

WacingTheFind2 votes

i thought you were going to say that you took an arrow in the knee.

K542 votes

Teemo is 10x easier to deal with than Riven. I respect this decision.

LSmaster162 votes

This may sting for a second but your soul will thank me in the long run. Ignore the flamethrower. It will all be okay. The devil shall not claim your soul.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

The power of death compels you! The power of death compels you! The power of death compels you!

papi chungus2 votes

guys i am serious i main teemo

Shrek Luigi2 votes

Not even a Riven player, but opting to not play a champion because someone else thinks it's toxic/unfair is pretty lame. Show a little backbone.

i am spartta1 votes

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fractalfantasies1 votes

Now you're just rubbing salt in our wounds.

daboss12151 votes

riven main

Riven Main1 votes

traitor! Riven until you can kite in bushes like a vayne with stealth though you can never be truly a teemo main xD

TheI3igDaddy1 votes

You need more rehab.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

bitch please no one is more healthy than Yasuo.

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