I LOVE BARD

But he sucks dick. Not gonna sugar coat this.

-Q is okay

-W is doodoo except for the first 10 minutes of the game: HERE'S WHAT YOU DO FOR HIS W. IF THE ENEMY STEPS ON IT INSTEAD OF DISAPPEARING THE ENEMY GETS SLOWED. PLEASE? no? :(... But what about when you land an ult on the enemy YOU CAN PLACE IT UNDER THEM AND THEY CAN BE SLOWED AFTER THEY COME OUT OF THE ULT AND THEN YOU CAN STUN THEM! OMG I FIGURED IT OUT. The longer your w is on the floor the longer the slow lasts! I'm a genius! That way it can't be OP if they step on it as soon as you place it.

-E is THE BEST PART omg so fun magical journey wooo

-HIS UULLLLLTT. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW 15 COOLDOWN OFF YOUR ULT WHILST ALREADY HAVING 40% CDR IS USEFUL? Here's what Bard's ult needs:

1. A cool effect when you ult someone it starts spreading and the people around the ult start to turn to gold.
2. The more people that get hit the longer the zhonyas last.
3. Stronger effect of zhonya depending on how close to the middle you are. From 2-4 seconds (4 being in the middle).
4. Instant zhonya if right under you. Run up to the enemy, ult right under you, you get zhonyad, they get zhonyad, and your jungler is happy you didn't fk up your only usefulness, thus, resulting in less toxic community.
5. A COOL ANIMATION FOR WHEN THEY COME OF ZHONYA. THE GOLD AROUND THEM STARTS TO CRUMBLE.

THOUGHTS?