Shut up about yasuo buffs.

DarianEX·Dec 1, 2016·23 votes·1,661 views

This THING. You want buff let me put into detail for you

passive = double crit (ok not broken at all so 2 items = 100% crit ripperoni to squishys already) Q= Auto attack + jannas tornado( knock up ) W= Blocks everything but IMA FIRING MA LAZER and melee E= Unlimited dashes for that mobile....rip champs like vel and people who need to land a skill shot oh an a excellent gap closer to rip adcs an mages x) R= If in mid air you do this fancy as samurai bull shit crap and fucking get armor pent ( no need armor penetration items so build something else :D )

so with ur mobility you can e -e -e onto the champ and fucking block all their projetiles an fuckin knock up an 3 shot em?

Did i get this correct or what? Yasuo is sittin good right now IMO he only sucks because the player sucks with him ( or get fed and get too cocky and goes 1v5) OH DID I MENTION HE CAN USE MALPHITES ULT TO WOMBO COMBO? tots :)

35 Comments

XeruonDec 1, 201612 votes

Oh wow you listed everything in his kit to make him sound op! Let's do that with another champion. Amumu

P: Super free MR shred (Ok so not op at all with abyssal + mages on your team = no mr on the enemy team) Q: Long range stun with good scaling and base damage W: AoE %Health Damage that clears everything super fast and gives a permaslow around you with rylai's! E: More AoE damage that also reduces damage from AAs and gets lower CD from being AA'd?! Rip ever ADC R: Huge nuke with snare that for some reason has an 80% Ap scale?!

See, listing the thing a champion has in their kit, with a touch of hyperbole, (although yours seems to be a metric fuckload of hyperbole) makes every champion sound OP.

But it somehow still gets upvoted while another thread that does the exact same thing except with different champions gets downvotes because we must keep circlejerking lel [zombie-brand-facepalm]

CalabokDec 1, 20169 votes

I agree. nerf Yasuo

Numb3rsDec 1, 20163 votes

when was the last time you had an English class?

DarianEXDec 1, 20164 votes

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when was the last time you had an English class?

This is the internet I dont need proper grammar to get my point across. Its not like Im writing an essay ;)

MontethePythonDec 1, 20161 votes

Hi i'm on of those guys who do sometimes write English paper length essays about my opinions/in an argument, his grammar was pretty passable, i could understand everything he said. He just kinda made a list, that's simply a different format from an essay or article. Lists exist! Peace out

SlythionDec 1, 20163 votes

these kinds of comments only apply to posts that are actually painful to read and/or simply don't make sense because of all the grammatical mistakes. This post, however, is not among that distasteful group

SaiannaDec 1, 20165 votes

Numbers followed simple rule, which is:

If you have no good arguments, then try to: a) provoke b) offend c) find something totally unrelated and use as your main argument (and act like you have won the conversation)

SlythionDec 1, 20163 votes

May I...may I use that in the future? What a brilliantly true statement

SaiannaDec 1, 20162 votes

If you want something better, and even more accurate check out in wiki what's "strawmans argument"

You'll find tons of examples of people using this everywhere.

That's the real king of garbage arguments

MarshbouyDec 1, 20162 votes

All this post is doing is spamming the boards with more Yasuo posts.

PulsarPolloDec 1, 20164 votes

All you're doing is spamming this post with useless hate.

Photos of GhostsDec 1, 20161 votes

True, but Yasuo deserves even the most mindless of QQ. However, I think we should rather focus on Lee since he's the one protected by Reetoe

Big LincolnDec 1, 20162 votes

velkoz hard counters yasuo why are you saying rip vel when vel is freelo af

A little PeepoDec 1, 20162 votes

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velkoz hard counters yasuo why are you saying rip vel when vel is freelo af

Velkoz is freelo against people who don't know how to use a CC ability during his ult. Any smart player will counter his ult and get a mobile champion against him. Most of velkoz damage is packed into 1 ability and when that ability gets cancelled velkoz can't do much against all ins. Yasuo can easily beat velkoz with all the mobility he has and if played right he can knock him up during his ult to destroy him with that free armor pen and crit, 2-3 AA and he's dead. Swords counter squids

Big LincolnDec 1, 20162 votes

velkoz has had a positive winrate against Yasuo ever since he came out

NightmareAmazoXDec 1, 20161 votes

This^

FriusDec 2, 20162 votes

he sucks because he is bad early ,weak vs burst and ap dmg. he has no mr/lvl and starts with 517 hp ,(nerfed by 50 some while ago)

but late game he is a beast

SaiannaDec 1, 20161 votes

Good enemy yasuo is the greatest cancer you can find Bad teammate yasuo is second greatest cancer you can find

Brain Errör 404Dec 1, 20161 votes

Dude... you just made a thread for the troll threads trying to actually get downvotes on the boards? Lmao.

JustMonika13Dec 1, 20161 votes

When people take troll posts seriously.

Yasuo main here. He doesn't need buffs.

GULAG 4 UDec 1, 20161 votes

It was me, I was trolling and making shitposts for downvote competition.

LunarEdge7Dec 1, 20161 votes

The crit system. Crits in general. They hurt so bad, is there even a counter? How do I counter Yasuo again? Newb here.

TyroneWatermelonDec 1, 20161 votes

When you have 100% crit chance but then with lord dominik's regard enemy tanks don't exist

NightmareAmazoXDec 1, 20161 votes

I don't know about you but i haven't seen any post or comment about Yasuo needing Buffs at all. I feel like you are making this up. The posts i have been seeing are:

Vayne needed to be nerfed.
Rylai's changes
Mordekaiser needing adjustments
Viktor's lore.
Elementalist Lux
Level 3 Cheese gank path

Those are the only posts that keep being posted with new related stuff for the past 2 weeks. I have yet to see anyone post anything related to buffing Yasuo at ALL.

MontethePythonDec 1, 20161 votes

Who the Hell was asking for Yasuo buffs? Makes no sense he's where he should be right now.