I want to play morde Botlane

GigglesO·Mar 8, 2017·19 votes·2,029 views

But my team givesup before the game ever even starts, and then trolls, and get nasty really fast...

What do?

I mean I can't give blowjobs to all of these whiny people....

56 Comments

RalanrMar 8, 201712 votes

Not with that attitude you can't.

GigglesOMar 8, 20171 votes

What attitude? The one where I can't give them all BJ's and make them play the game seriously?

RalanrMar 8, 20172 votes

Duh.

Photos of GhostsMar 9, 20174 votes

Is mem

AhristocatsMar 8, 20174 votes

i just lock in adc darius and go adc darius when i want to play him

but you're unlucky because adc morde doesn't work with every supports

M0RDEKA1SERMar 9, 20171 votes

... How scary would a Morde/Darius kill lane look?

Asayake 5150glowMar 9, 20171 votes

{quoted}

... How scary would a Morde/Darius kill lane look?

Against a Zyra Cait lane?

Pffft. Useless.

LadyRenlyApr 2, 20171 votes

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i just lock in adc darius and go adc darius when i want to play him

but you're unlucky because adc morde doesn't work with every supports

yeah you can count on one hand how many decent supports he has. hes really dependent on the supp like kog maw. so games can be hit and miss as early as champ select

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20174 votes

Hey, if you want, you can add me and I'll play support for your morde! I'd love to have new botlane partners, and I've never met a Morde player that I can play with. I'd be more than happy to lane with you! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20171 votes

ALL ABOARD THE MORDE TRAIN WHOOT WHOOT!

Ivern Jg time, they shall never escape us :DDDD

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

So are you the ivern in this equation? cause I'm a thresh gal.

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20171 votes

Yes. Or Urgot jg :D

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

I'll be Galio Support (once i earn enough to get him). Those two guys plus the one who moved on to better things in life.

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20171 votes

Galio, Rammus, Shen, Morde, The fight me crew.

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

If all three taunting guys did their taunts, and hec and ww did their aoe fears, what would happen?

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20171 votes

Shenanigans, just utter shenanigans.

Probably the game breaks and they just go through the map xD Like Khazix used to

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

I kind of hope Galio gets a Mecha skin, don't you?

Also, commando galio is TIGHT now. I know this is off topic, but we're just talking about old champs and whatnot.

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20171 votes

IKR!! He is just Elbow smashing a frigging tank!! like who does that?

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

GALIO DOES THAT.

Papa AndreiMar 9, 20172 votes

Iron man got nothing on Galio, he is a literal IRON GIANT!

http://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5-things-you-might-not-know-about-brad-bird-the-iron-giant.jpg

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20172 votes

I just realized something.

GALIO'S TANKING A TANK

ExcusemeFellowsMar 9, 20171 votes

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If all three taunting guys did their taunts, and hec and ww did their aoe fears, what would happen?

Nothing except them getting stunned if I stunned them with Leona ult.

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

But what if Leona doesn't stun them? What if they all pull off their stuff in perfect sync with no hiccups? Plus, there's no room left on the team. Sorry.

ExcusemeFellowsMar 9, 20171 votes

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But what if Leona doesn't stun them? What if they all pull off their stuff in perfect sync with no hiccups? Plus, there's no room left on the team. Sorry.

Aww damnit, that's probably going to happen anyways considering we're boosted animals.(Yes, I play Leona with double shield items, so what?)

ExcusemeFellowsMar 9, 20172 votes

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Galio, Rammus, Shen, Morde, The fight me crew.

Can you guys just be useful for once and have them group up the enemy so I can ult them? Leona I don't care what you do as long as I can stun them.

dogownerjrApr 2, 20171 votes

I know, I'm late to this post, but I need more people to play with. I'm a Morde main if that helps xD. I'll just add you in-game. Accept if you want ^_^.

midnight oil24Apr 2, 20171 votes

Coolio. Thank ye

Ok sure but whyMar 8, 20173 votes

How about just your support?

Hong Kong RevoltMar 9, 20171 votes

I hope you don't mean with Morde [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Ok sure but whyMar 9, 20171 votes

He likes his womens how he likes his music

blowing

DrakavoidMar 8, 20173 votes

From a Mordekaiser main, the best way to guarantee a successful botlane is to get yourself a reliable support. I prefer Blitzcrank the most, Naut is good too.

meowwow7Mar 9, 20172 votes

ivern and thresh are also good with him since his lack of movement speed :3

GigglesOMar 9, 20171 votes

I'd take anyone as long as they actually support.

I have janna's shield after I take the damage. Ap mages that are randomly super agressive and then die for Frost fang gold. Lulu's that randomly speed me up when I'm all the way across lane and can't use it.

Best examples off the top of my head that happened today....

I had a brand all in level 2... buddy, you don't get your 3 spell passive until level 3... I had a thresh initiate a full health enemy botlane when he had 50% hp.... I had a zilean that didn't use his passive on me... (used it on jungler)

I had a Janna that autoed the minions under tower Now that doesn't sound terrible, but they were at the wrong hp for tower to 1 2 last hit or 1 (backwave) hit, last hit.

meowwow7Mar 9, 20172 votes

i get the same problem but with adcs and the worst part is they would freaking flash their lvl7 mastery emote at the enemy every time they were about to do something and they also had some of the expensive skins for said characters that they were bad with ._.

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20172 votes

There's nothing worse than a support who doesn't actually support.

And I play support, so I'm not throwing myself at people screamng about stuff I don't know about.

GigglesOMar 9, 20171 votes

100% true statement.

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

Thanks for the support :^)

GigglesOMar 9, 20171 votes

Is this your boards account, because I don't see you have a rank :|

midnight oil24Mar 9, 20171 votes

This is my main account. I only started playing in April last year.

Asayake 5150glowMar 9, 20171 votes

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I'd take anyone as long as they actually support.

I have janna's shield after I take the damage. Ap mages that are randomly super agressive and then die for Frost fang gold. Lulu's that randomly speed me up when I'm all the way across lane and can't use it.

Best examples off the top of my head that happened today....

I had a brand all in level 2... buddy, you don't get your 3 spell passive until level 3... I had a thresh initiate a full health enemy botlane when he had 50% hp.... I had a zilean that didn't use his passive on me... (used it on jungler)

I had a Janna that autoed the minions under tower Now that doesn't sound terrible, but they were at the wrong hp for tower to 1 2 last hit or 1 (backwave) hit, last hit.

Wouldn't levels be more useful on the jungler, though?

I mean, part of the whole reason ADC's get the duo lane is because they benefit less off levels and more off gold than anyone else.

Although levels are a great defensive crutch.

GigglesOMar 9, 20171 votes

Except that between morde's exp passive and zilean's exp we could have been 3-4 levels ahead of the enemy by level 11.

Asayake 5150glowMar 9, 20172 votes