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This is actually the MOST unbalanced the game has ever been, hands down (statistics included)

gragaaaaaaas··220 votes·8,840 views

Guys, now bear with me, we all know there are a lot of fluff posts here, and bitching about this or that champion in the game, but I spent the past few hours crunching numbers for you. Why? Because I love you all. Bottom line- the game is completely unbalanced at the moment and I hope Rito is paying attention to this, I'm doing their job for them.

According to LOLKing (reference here http://www.lolking.net/charts?region=na&type=champion-popularity&range=daily&map=sr&queue=normal), if you measure the win rates of all champions played in the last week- Draven had a 100% win rate as of Saturday morning (yes you are not reading that wrong). 100% win rate on Summoners Rift normals (not ranked). 100% win rate in Howling Abyss. And 100% in Twisted Treeline (except ranked, again).

I can't figure out what happened to make ranked different, I stopped playing there after losing lane hard to a 21/0/1 Darius.. turned out he was AFK the whole time too, but kept getting pentas on us anyways. I was too embarrassed to go back after that.

Anyways, I don't know who else has noticed the proliferation of Draven in game, but its unbelievable. Yesterday I saw teams of Draven game after game. Every. Single. Game. saw a Draven carry. He was unstoppable and I couldn't find a single game without Draven. I think 100% of the kills were from Draven, he is too strong now, not only wins all the games, but he hogs all the kills.

Now I know Rito had to ban him temporarily, but that isn't a solution. What happened to balance in this game? 100% win rate is just absurd, not even that poor imitation DOTA is that unbalanced. If this is what you consider "balance," you can kiss that 250RP I was going to buy this month goodbye. Get your act together Rito or you don't get paid.

35 Comments

1 800 MID LANE18 votes

Take my damn upvote.

MalzaharAnyLane13 votes

downvoted for not being in memes and games

TheNewHumanine8 votes

Thank god, someone that's not just a whiny fuck. Have my upvote.

Singady7 votes

Legitimately didn't realize this a joke for a solid ten minutes

gragaaaaaaas3 votes

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Legitimately didn't realize this a joke for a solid ten minutes

Ha.. nice. The few comments like this made my morning. I rarely post here..

theragingnerd2 votes

i saw wtf 100% winraye on draven? i had a 0 17 8 draven that we lost with then i reallized oh he so troll

gragaaaaaaas1 votes

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i saw wtf 100% winraye on draven? i had a 0 17 8 draven that we lost with then i reallized oh he so troll

lol.. the real shocker here is that anyone is playing Draven still. I thoughty we got our fill for at least a week.

Spacesuit Spiff5 votes

I was planning to tear this to bits and ended up cackling instead. Ggwp

ImmortalBloodCY5 votes

I know its a bait thread but....gotta clarify this,

League of Legends is an imitation of Dota 2 while Dota 2 is an upgrade from Dota(Warcraft 3 Custom Map made by community people).

Still nice bait.

Ariel the Cruel23 votes

Technically, LoL is an evolution of DotA All stars. Developed by the same team the created the mod. . . mod. (>_>) DotA 2 is a glorified relaunch of the classic DotA. Chaos heroes Online is also an evolution of a DotA mod that took off in eastern countries.

Gayn1 votes

LoL came before Dota 2. Way before. LoL was an adaption of Dota, with some of the founders of it on the team. Dota 2 was a rework of dota. What are you even saying.

Hybrid3 votes

Season 3.The season which Riot did the impossible.Balanced this game!!!!

Kuroi8618 votes

falls over laughing

Mhihnj5 votes

helps him get back up

Kuroi863 votes

I cannot believe I got clickbaited. xD

gragaaaaaaas3 votes

Also thanks for the history of the game but the comment about DOTA was just total troll, much like the rest of my post ;)

Believe it or not I played the original Warcraft DOTA mod in Korea .. many years ago. I sucked at it, but my friend talked me into it... I was useless. But at least it was nowhere near as humbling as playing Starcraft at the internet cafes there... the Korean kids obliterated me so hard that I still have nightmares about Zerg..

Anyways, I have no opinions one way or another about the various games, I prefer League, but DOTA is fine too. Enjoy the troll/joke for what it is, relax. Have a good weekend guys!

Monkey D Luffy2 votes

Upvoted but then downvoted

Lithium Rosa2 votes

The best part of this joke is that the title is actually true

PiVoRx2 votes

booring..

LF Annie1 votes

statistics are just data biased, to back the point of the person that brings them.

J E B A ł T E D1 votes

the game League of Maw of Malmorthus

fixed

gragaaaaaaas1 votes

Thanks all. Both upvotes and downvotes. You are right, I wish I thought of this a day sooner, but I apparently wasn't witty a day earlier :p ..

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

this joke hurt my brain..... i hope its not cancer...

Benesmash1 votes

Haha poor imitation dota. I don't understand why it's always a battle between lol and dota. It's just as silly as PS VA Xbox. Also, for your information, dota has been around since 2003 so wouldn't this be an imitation?

50Shades0fTrynda1 votes

Its my opionion too. It is way unbalanced compared to my previous 2 years...but mybe needs some time for all players to figure out how to play efectively with 2016's insane buffs :)

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

If riot would count surrenders different from losses, I bet it'd become real clear how unplayable the state of the game is.

antartipelago1 votes

Yasuo Excuse me?

SoryInAdvance1 votes

shouldn't that be a 50% win rate?

kaltenashes1 votes

"Get your act together Rito or you don't get paid."

i'm pretty sure that tencent pays rito employees so, even if i'm wrong rito has E-Sport with some ads and those companies pays rito

whatever, my point is something like: its not because you're refusing to buy 250 RP that a rioter will not have food for an year

gragaaaaaaas1 votes

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"Get your act together Rito or you don't get paid."

i'm pretty sure that tencent pays rito employees so, even if i'm wrong rito has E-Sport with some ads and those companies pays rito

whatever, my point is something like: its not because you're refusing to buy 250 RP that a rioter will not have food for an year

Trolling dude... lol. Or maybe you got it and were remarking, since some people do say that. In the grand scheme of things, our money translates into profit and overhead for them or their owners, but no one is missing my 250RP :p

Zoeeee1 votes

Illaoi > Draven

YondorDaChrusher1 votes

Draven is every minion and therefore wins every game. Moving on.

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