Can turrets please STOP targetting the tankiest person in the group?

It always targets the first person that attacks, which is usually the tank if the team is smart enough.

This is a silly post

Turret targeting priorities in order from 1 to 9.

1. The first enemy champion to damage an allied champion so long as both are within turret range.
2. The closest Zz'Rot Portal.
3. The closest targetable Trap (ex. Shaco's Jack In The Box).
4. The closest enemy Pet (ex. Annie's Summon: Tibbers).
5. An effectively random enemy Siege Minion or Super Minion.
6. An effectively random enemy Melee Minion.
7. An effectively random enemy Caster Minion.
8. An effectively random enemy Champion within range.
9. The first enemy Champion to run into range if not attacking a previously mentioned priority target.