It's been 3 years, Riot. When are you going to make good on your word?

It's 2015, Riot. Where is the gameplay that was promised? I went out and tracked down a pair of red-and-blue cardboard glasses for this, I even paid the exorbitant price of twenty-five cents. Words can not express how disappointed I am. It gets harder and harder to get out of bed with each day that passes.