I really want to enjoy playing Definitely Not Dominion. The game mode itself, I like. But as with the rest of this game, it's ruined by the players. This mode more than any other. It's painfully obvious that top is the only thing that matters - 1 pt per second and all. Math isn't that hard.
But people insist on dicking around mid/bot getting the altar and relics that just aren't good enough to warrant giving up top. So they spent 30-40 seconds bot, MAYBE get those objectives, die, and meanwhile you lose top because you're stuck outnumbered or missing your most teamfight-oriented champ because for some reason Wukong wants to ult only one person bot??? Or Singed and Rammus, the only tanks, want to leave your team in a 3v5 while they run around in circles getting nothing accomplished.
And of course when you tell them that only top matters all you hear is "hurrdurr, giving up mid is bad tho" as if giving up top isn't worse.
Just take out the storm altar. "But it helps you take and hold top!" No, jackass, having another champ around helps with that. There should really be no incentive for them to just stubbornly throw the game by forcing you into a 4v5. It ruins the experience.