zoe is probably the stupidest fucking champion ive ever played against

Doaenel·11/24/2017, 12:48:56 AM·3 votes·1,803 views

wow

just went against once, and it was probably the most unfun laning phase ive ever played against, including old yorick and pantheon

her sleep mechanic has a huge hitbox, and while some may make the argument that you can dodge, her teleport bullshit removes that possibility, and not just that, but any damaging ability that hits you during the 4 SECONDS YOURE ASLEEP DOES EXTRA TRUE DAMAGE CUZ WHY NOT?

her q is just stupid honestly, i had gotten to lane at level 8, she hadnt completed one item, and she took 3/4ths of my health with one. Some can say, BUT YOU CAN DODGE IT, STAND BEHIND MINIONS

JOKES ON YOU DUMBASS, ITS AOE AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

the only mechanic of hers i dont have a problem with is she can steal a summoner spell.

Doesnt that say something?

only vote/comment on this post if you actually played AGAINST a zoe pls

5 Comments

Mordepool11/24/2017, 1:01:37 AM2 votes

Played against one she definitely bursts. the true damage for breaking sleep isn't a fair mechanic. Your already CC'D and gonna get. Dived by 5 people. I'd imagine tahm would be very good vs her

Ahris11/24/2017, 1:01:38 AM2 votes

Zoe is pretty unfun but so is so many other champs.

Her E is really annoying.

Paladin 0f Life11/24/2017, 2:02:17 AM1 votes

Its really just the Q AP ratio and the E hitbox that lingers... zones off a whole team

Crymoricus1/24/2018, 8:29:14 PM1 votes

Anyone who says otherwise is either really dumb, really bad with her, or is having a blast pwning you in lane and never wants it to stop. At this point, I think she needs to be locked in a basement for 30 minutes with Garen, Darius, and Talon. Maybe toss in Kog Maw for the lube, and Veigar for the kink. Have Pixar film it and call it "Inside, Out, and Back In Again."

Colton1471/24/2018, 8:33:53 PM1 votes

Zoe has a high skill ceiling.

Zoe is currently sitting at a 50% win rate: http://na.op.gg/champion/zoe/statistics/mid