Does Azir ever go a patch without getting a new bug?

Simpumba·Mar 13, 2016·86 votes·3,783 views

SHURIMA YOUR EMPEROR HAS RETURNED!

. . . With another bug. [zombie-brand-facepalm]

48 Comments

Valderis VandalaMar 13, 201660 votes

Well he is a bird, so he probably collects them for food.

Velzard of KozMar 13, 20161 votes

New Passive - Bugalomania: The more bugged he gets over the course of game, the more fed he is.

AVL PrinceMar 13, 20161 votes

I love you

Hello I am BirdMar 13, 20161 votes

I agree.

4th Chiming LambMar 13, 201630 votes

"Shurima, an entire nation, has fewer bugs in it than its emperor" -BrickyOrchid8

EcchiOtakuTMMar 13, 20165 votes

Lol [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

MarshbouyMar 13, 20161 votes

godbless brickorchid8

MatezoideMar 13, 201623 votes

No.

Azir will never be bug free. It is basically a feature at this point.

FusarixMar 13, 20168 votes

{quoted}

No.

Azir will never be bug free. It is basically a feature at this point.

No faith

LordForrestMar 13, 20161 votes

No its statistics. There is no such thing as a bug free program. The best you can do is limit it to a few minor bugs that are unnoticeable or hard to cause, of course that is extremely hard to do. Seeing as every time you change something in the code you run the risk of introducing a new bug somewhere, that you couldn't predict. This only gets worse the bigger and more complex the program becomes.

EcchiOtakuTMMar 13, 20162 votes

You may not follow, BUT YOU MUST WITNESS. Azir

JMoormannMar 13, 20163 votes

"The way people play around those unexpected bugs is the way we separate the good Azir players from the great Azir players"

MisterHealYoGirlMar 13, 201615 votes

I mean, he's one of the most complicated champions imaginable. Anything with THAT MANY moving parts is going to break pretty often.

Solari FortuneMar 14, 20167 votes

99 bugs in the code 99 bugs in the code take one down, patch it around 116 bugs in the code

FusarixMar 13, 20165 votes

yeah, i feel like riot are close to getting his bugs all ironed out though, atleast hes way better than on release

MelledoneusMar 13, 20163 votes

You'd think that Nasus would attract the fleas and ticks, not Azir.

AckelopeMar 13, 20162 votes

Birds actually do accrue quite a few diseases themselves, however, we don't keep birds as pets as often as we do dogs, so information of them tends to be more personal and widespread.

I'm fun at parties https://vsmallfires.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/kappa.png

CIit YeastwoodMar 13, 20163 votes

He has parts coded as minions, walls, a dash that you can extend the range of WHILE in the moment of the animation, an auto attack extender that you spawn....

A speck of grain in any of the spaghetti breaks him.

1 800 MID LANEMar 13, 20162 votes

Honestly, I didn't even think the bugs they fixed this patch were bugs.

IMHO, they should've left him the way he was. There was that ONE soldier AA bug where it simply wouldn't attack on occasion, but that's still there anyways, and very easy to manage and deal with.

EDIT: That said, I could see why Azir's coding seems to be so damn touchy. It's one thing to code an intricate champion that is only that champion. It's a whole different story to code something with so many nuances. I could imagine his code file is HUGE.

FusarixMar 13, 20165 votes

{quoted}

Honestly, I didn't even think the bugs they fixed this patch were bugs.

IMHO, they should've left him the way he was. There was that ONE soldier AA bug where it simply wouldn't attack on occasion, but that's still there anyways, and very easy to manage and deal with.

EDIT: That said, I could see why Azir's coding seems to be so damn touchy. It's one thing to code an intricate champion that is only that champion. It's a whole different story to code something with so many nuances. I could imagine his code file is HUGE.

As a man studying computer sciences in college. I would fap to all that glorious... glorious code..... [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

1 800 MID LANEMar 13, 20161 votes

I'd probably cry knowing that I'll never have any clue what any of it means.

foinhasMar 13, 201610 votes

Azir's code has so much spaggheti it's enough to feed all of shurima

The SoulforgedMar 13, 20163 votes

You mean the 4 or so left?

foinhasMar 13, 20162 votes

they are some VERY hungry "Shurimans". Hell, iwouldn't be surprised if cho'gath decided to move to shurima

New skin idea: Spaghetti Azir, where his soldier's spears are replaced by noodles and his ulti crashes the game

Hello I am BirdMar 14, 20161 votes

Holy shit I'm dying xD

KìyoMar 14, 20162 votes

The ult is a giant meatball rolling them down

Ariel the CruelMar 14, 20163 votes

Azir Get back! Lest I smack you with another wet noodle.

Velzard of KozMar 13, 20161 votes

Main problem being Riot looks like focusing certain mechanics specifically on champions instead of making it generally a game feature that (occasionally modified) is used by code of champions.

foinhasMar 13, 20163 votes

THe main problem is that riot keeps patching on patches. It's like when you have a door with a hole. You fix the hole by nailing a piece of wood. Each time you get a new hole, you nail a new piece on, because you're too cheap to get a new door. after a while it stops being a door and becomes a bip lump of wood that not even hercules himself can move.

LoL game engine has 6-7 years. current champions have mechanics that weren't forseen when gamedevs started working on it. Riot should just start working on LoL 2 and completely ditch the current engine.

Velzard of KozMar 14, 20161 votes

True. With new client being progressed more than I expected I even believe it wouldn't even suck their resources too much.

EvilMerodachMar 13, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Honestly, I didn't even think the bugs they fixed this patch were bugs.

IMHO, they should've left him the way he was. There was that ONE soldier AA bug where it simply wouldn't attack on occasion, but that's still there anyways, and very easy to manage and deal with.

EDIT: That said, I could see why Azir's coding seems to be so damn touchy. It's one thing to code an intricate champion that is only that champion. It's a whole different story to code something with so many nuances. I could imagine his code file is HUGE.

Minions ignore unit collision for the 1st wave, therefor, Azir can 1shot the enemy nexus before minion spawn. https://m.popkey.co/6dc58d/lMy3L.gif

Really surprised sometimes when stuff like this doesn't happen. His kit is probably tied into the code of nearly every object in the game. They probably can't change anything without looking over Azir and make sure it didn't break everything.

arc95Mar 13, 20162 votes

Avian flu Azir skin...Rito plz

KnoyleMar 13, 20162 votes

New skin idea. Void color Azir with Khazix as soldiers. make it happen.

III DNA IIIMar 13, 20162 votes

I could very well be wrong, but it's just an idea.

Since it's always Azir, one can assume that the problem lies in the fact that he has one thing different that sets him apart from all other champs in the game. This one thing that he has that no other champ has is possibly the one thing that "bugs" him every patch they make.

This one thing... is the ability lock.

Azir is the only champ in the game that forces you to unlock one particular ability before you can unlock anything else via leveling up.

It may be possible that this could be a factor, as it's the only thing Azir has that no other champ does.

Of course, I could be very wrong and don't know what I'm talking about, but whatever. Just a thought. <3 [zombie-brand-clap]

MagosAmphroseMar 14, 20161 votes

New Shen has ability lock too- you can't skill his W until he has his Q.

Leanus CrainMar 14, 20161 votes

Zilean W, can'the be leveled up until you level Q or E.

JulanusMar 14, 20161 votes

If I recall my ARAM's correctly, this isn't entirely accurate. I think it's technically something like you have to be Level 2+ to get Zilean's W, since logic dictates that you'll have your Q or E by then.

Makes me wonder if Azir works similarly.