teem makes me want to kill myself
when i play against that little bastard its just not fair. 99% of the time you get your role in draft normals its only because you had one of the higher picks. This is fun for you, until the other top laner picks teemo and literally makes you want to kill yourself.
I was just playing against one as darius and i had given up first blood (no surprise), but i said i hate teemo, so this game all I'm going to do is build full mr ad, and hunt him down wherever he goes just to piss him off as much as he pisses off every other player in this game (riot remove that little fuck before you have more suicides on your hands). So i built first item hex drinker, then i built my merc treads, then i build another null which was going to become a banshees but i couldn't make it that far, because teemo is so overpowered that he was still chunking me for nearly 1/3 of my hp with a blinding dart when he only had a liandrys.
THIS, riot, is what needs to be nerfed. not fizz, not nidalee, not kassadin, no other champs other than teemo need nerfs, because teemo is a nightmare for low elo players such as myself trying to learn and get better at the game and in turn face more challenging competition in silver, gold, etc. I think you need to realize that there are champions that are a problem to low elo players that may not be a problem to LCS players. Its because his early poison damage is so overpowered he can just auto attack you, and back up and let it tick for 1/10 your hp, then do it again and again and again until you either die, or are so far behind in minions that you are irrelevant. You need to help out EVERYONE not just the players than are playing the top tier of the game and know how to do everything the most efficient way and all that crap.
I think that the biggest problem with teemo is that not only is he a ranged top laner (where most others are melee) he has an absolutely broken as hell kit for early and even mid game kill pressure with his poison and his mushrooms doing just an absurd amount of DoT. On top of this there is no way to counter a half decent teemo player, all teemo has to do is poke you down whenever you walk up to cs (under turret or not) and then you're dead. Jungler wants to come in and gank? just another easy kill thanks to the 40% of damage he took walking up the river, not to mention teemo knows you're coming.
Theres really nothing else that i can say about him. Its like as soon as i see teemo picked by the other team I'm either going to have to dodge, or try to live through a excruciatingly painful game against the easiest champ in the game to play, and only solution against teemo is having you're junglier set up a tent before teemo can hit 6 and hope he doesn't run away twice as fast as you chase him with his stupid w.
Teemo literally makes me want to come to your offices and beat up the creator, as well as kill myself and never play LoL again all at the same time.
Fix this littler fucker and maybe you will see SOME players moving up in the game and won't have 90% of all lvl 30's in bronze.