"too lazy to cs or gank"

Need Gold 4 Tent··52 votes·3,311 views

... heard this gem from a support main

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

51 Comments

OurLestrade17 votes

Sounds like a Sona player.

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

lmao. i agree.

Fairyfleur3 votes

Why is that so?

Civet106 votes

Obviously because he believes that thats what sona players sound like

XeroKimo16 votes

But we can't hear sona players tho

Mintii1 votes

Should check out Dearest, was #3 Sona Mid-lane.

Vistha Kai2 votes

I played Sona mid a couple of times.

She's worse at CSing than LeBlanc was in 2012.

G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TR12 votes

Not gonna lie, not having to worry about the mechanics or dealing with all 3 lanes at once is a lot of the reason I play support. I can CS alright, but I don't really like it and mostly it just seems distracting rather than rewarding.

Ariel the Cruel9 votes

Bad news. As a support in lane, you have responsibilities in 4 areas. In order of importance:

  1. The Area encompassed by the ADC's ego.
  2. Your bot jungle (vision and counter-invade).
  3. Enemy bot jungle (vision and failed invasion peel.)
  4. Mid (ganks if your ADC isn't getting trashed and/or full retard).
G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TR4 votes

Yeah, the general map awareness is important, but I'd rather focus on just bot and go mid or jungle when there's something happening than have all 3 lanes complain at me the second their lane doesn't go well. And the primary thing is the CSing. Map awareness is essentially my main job other than babysitting the ADC, but it seems to me anyway that I have to do it to a slightly lesser extent than when I have to play jungle.

TyrekGoldenspear8 votes
  1. The Area encompassed by the ADC's ego.

Well crap now I have to micromanage the entire map!

Thanks, Ariel the Cruel! >.>

Ariel the Cruel5 votes

Damn. Your ADC is pretty grounded. Want to trade? Mine has a +1 bonus to CS!

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Good grief who do you support, Draven?

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Vayne, Jhin, and Draven mostly it seems. Occasionally I get a trick Riven or two. (>_>)

Escheton7 votes

Support is great like that. All you need to do is focus on your lane opponent. And the map.

Knalxz5 votes

Atleast they we're honest. So many other supports just say "I like helping people!" then rage the moment the ADC doesn't follow up.

LordGeovanni1 votes

Helping means helping not going in and being left alone

UnbornHeretic4 votes

I like to play Zilean because worse comes to worse, even if I fuck up my QWQ, I can just ult my carry and that is all that is expected of me.

Romtheguy1 votes

So true haha I kept getting flamed for not using ult despite it being a wasteful idea at the times I didn't, so I don't do Zil support.

18 NAKED COWB0YS3 votes

classic janna/sona players.

that and most of them are girls who havent actually learned any other role.

Fairyfleur10 votes

So you're stereotyping the people who play them?

18 NAKED COWB0YS2 votes

no im stereotyping the champion and everyone who plays them included.

Fairyfleur10 votes

So every Sona/Janna player is like that?

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

hell fucking yes

the ones who only play sona and janna.

if they have other champions and roles then this doesnt include them

ShaolinToilet2 votes

Dont forget caitlyn

Swarovsko1 votes

It's funny because I play Sona and Janna a lot and guess what? I'm a boy, I can play top, mid, bot and most of the champions in the mid-lane (Lux, Xerath, LeBlanc, Syndra, Cassio etc). Get rekt.

TFBaam1 votes

WELL, i do know ppl like that actually...

SwordOfWar1 votes

Lol

50000000000000003 votes

lol I'm not denying that XD There are other reasons, of course, but still funny

RisenDarkKnight3 votes

Yeah when I'm feeling lazy I just play Janna and chill. That is one of the benefits of being a support main, but as a jungle secondary, ganking isn't exactly something that requires work (like csing does IMO. Ganking is fun). Still, it requires more attention/planning than playing passive supports (aggro supports like blitz/leona do require a bit more concentration).

Athenes Lulu3 votes

That is my initial excuse for maining support.

Though in the place of not having to tediously last hit or take the extreme risks of ganking, you have to do everything else that isn't killing. More vision control. Shotcalling and leading/guiding your ADCs to do what they should be doing. Potato peeling. Tear generating.

Romtheguy1 votes

Tear generating.

oh my

420 grams2 votes

Pretty much 50% of supports. Most Morgana's just want to sit in the bush and press w when it's up for gold, and that's their whole laning phase

Mimy2 votes

This is my league life story ..

Why I play support. Ahahaha.

Well the creep score part. Roaming is fun...

Romtheguy1 votes

No one expects the Janna roam to mid. Absolutely love it since our mid laner usually has some CC of some kind I can chain mine with. Have you seen the max knockup duration on Janna's Q?!

Ralanr2 votes

I feels like a Max Sion Q knock up.

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Well they made the most of it. They aren't really going to run into trouble cs'ing or ganking, being a support.

GrReaper961 votes

Which is true? Supports rarely ever need to cs unless they go item 3302 and unless ahead should avoid ganking and focus on helping your adc

TotalJerk1 votes

Really hope they don't play roaming supports.

Cowseed1 votes

like Syndra

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

wanders to other lane, pushed R.

"This is a roaming support! I'm helping!"

LordGeovanni1 votes

I thought supports provide the pressure in lane that allows the adc to farm

falldown0101 votes

sometimes, not always

then again, if you play a lot of supp it becomes a chill lane, you pract already used to everything

LordGeovanni1 votes

Nothings ever chill when you main tanks and fighters but mages and ranged carries are meta

falldown0101 votes

unless you main Nasus or Singed proxy and free farm

Scrimshäw1 votes

same

GigaPube1 votes

market the role as "chill". top, jung, mid, adc and chill. get more people playing it. also, stop making fun of supports entirely, dont zombie-brand-mindblow what they said, whatever reason they have to play it is none of your business anyway

SpecterVonBaren1 votes

As a support main, it is all true.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Heimerdinger in a nutshell.

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