Keystones have proven false idols!

Repent ye Riotous sinners!

Ye have followed false prophets and dark messiahs! Keystones have not lead to the promised land of balanced and meaningful choices but to a scorch desert of damage creep. Your people suffer under the yoke of duskblade and rare is the champion with more than 1 viable keystone. You have abandoned the word of the prophet Morello, blessed be his name, thus do you suffer!

Turn back! Turn back!

Renounce Esports and lead your people to the promised land! Tear down front loaded damage and rebuild the turrets of yesteryear, lest ye be damned! A twisted hellscape awaits those who follow crustaceans down the dark path! Beware the false prophets! Beware those who push LC$! Doom awaits you! Walk the path of the righteous designer tho it be a hard one. Bring the light of balance to all classes and champions not only those who make "bigplayz".

REPENT!