So, malphite

Bârd··2 votes·60 views

Malphite, the MOUNTAIN

the MOUNTAIN who can be pushed back by a small person with a crossbowQuinn the MOUNTAIN who can be moved a considerable distance by a large bolt Vayne the MOUNTAIN who can be sent skywards by a samurai doing Ballet Yasuo

Has he been going on a diet?

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Matezoide1 votes

Pre-retcon: The Summoners ''balanced'' the champions by putting them into evenish ground (Hence why Katarina can survive getting shot in the face by Caitlyn). Malphite, alongside Vel'Koz, Cho'Gath and others was among the champions that had their size reduced for a fair match (Jax being the exception because he is such a great fighter to the point he can beat anyone that isnt significantly more powerful than himself)

Post-retcon: Game is non-canon. Just pretend it is a kid playing with toys like in Super Smash Brothers.

Bârd1 votes

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Pre-retcon: The Summoners ''balanced'' the champions by putting them into evenish ground (Hence why Katarina can survive getting shot in the face by Caitlyn). Malphite, alongside Vel'Koz, Cho'Gath and others was among the champions that had their size reduced for a fair match.

Post-retcon: Game is non-canon. Just pretend it is a kid playing with toys like in Super Smash Brothers.

Ah. K. Whelp, makes more sense than Malphite doing Atkins

3TWarrior1 votes

kid playing with toys? do you mean the figures that interact with the Wii U ?

super smash brothers had a pretty big community for a console game and still does, but the company that nintendo routed their wifi through messed up and hurt a large portion of their audience by going out of business

if you wreck your controller playing super smash brothers, you're playing for pro...

if you wreck your keyboard playing league, you're doing something wrong

Matezoide1 votes

Super Smash Brothers' "story" is literally kid playing with toys. LoL atm is the same thing.

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