Loving the new preseason where games don't load, you get free loses, and wait 20 minutes to play

Just thought I'd give Riot a big middle finger. After slogging through 5 twenty minute AFK bull shit (Which was their shit clients fault), which I had to go through because their client coin flips my ability to play a game.

So not only did I have to shuffle around and magician my way into keep myself playing league and then something else to not just waste time staring at the wait screen, but after all this i get another great farking gift from the company who keeps on "giving".

I played my sixth game and it never loaded. The best part was that I had to disable the game myself and reload it. Only after guessing (correctly) that it was never going to load, and that if I wanted to not only play this losing game and get harassed for not connecting, I needed to work a little extra hard for poppa-riot to fark me in the arse hole. (yeah I love having to spell things this way too)

So not only was it super duper fun facing a level 6 karthus that could simply R me for a Q. (and yes I know that he does that anyway, and yes I am making fun of Riot for not balancing their game) I had to spend the rest of the time ceeding the least amount of control with zero percent chance of comeback all while being harassed by the teemo.

Of course because you breed mentally unstable children I had a graves "LOL"ing and trash talking me, putting me down, and all that fun stuff that comes with an "EZ" game that quite frankly gets reported once every 120 times.

So I decided why not spend the 10 minutes I have left to complain a bit? Cause that's what this game is right? A complaining simulator and I wasn't complaining enough right?

I didn't buy enough merchandise for your client allow me to play?

What is this magic that I need?

Do I need you to give you a credit card so you can live-tap me and nickel and dime me so I can maintain a connection?

Or maybe I need some kind of magic voo doo ritual where I sacrfice a goat or something?

Been a huge fan since season 4. Despite you're terrible calls for how the game is going I stick with it. The champs, the outplays, the strategy, the fun times, the friends.

But the client has been buggy and been getting worse and worse and worse.

FIX

YOUR

MONEY MAKER.

PLEASE.

My other topic got ignored. But maybe if I post every time I have a bug splat or a client-schiscm you'll notice? Cause it happens every other day.

My guess is that I'll have to stop playing soon or face my account getting banned.

But then it baffles me. Why would you do this? Why would you want this? What benefit it would be to you to have one of your Whales that you milk for cash not play and not spend money?

That's the big mystery Riot.

I can't figure it out.

Scooby Doo this shit for me.

My brother quit because of your client, looks like I'm next.

I thought about putting this in Report a Bug, but at this point, this is the only "game" I'm allowed to play. The bitch to Riot to fix their client bug.

(if there is some kind of client I can purchase that works please direct me to that link and how much money I need to play)