Title.
My #1 dodge trigger is the assurance, "i will carry" attached to allowing that person to play a champ/lane. It really never fails that op.gg tells me these people have a 1.4 KDA and feed 11 deaths per match on this champ, often an assassin.
Brotha2 votes
I will dodge this everytime if someone picks it.
Any adc who tells me what champion I need to play with them. I don't mean they advise what they work best with, I mean the people who straight tell you to play (
) and then bitch if you choose anything else.
Crett1 votes
RainbowIcee1 votesis there some context to the smite clarity vaygar that i missed?
xKuruptioNx1 votesI honestly LOLed for a good 30 seconds, because I know deep down some clown thought this was a good idea.
RainbowIcee1 votesI guess people that don't think for themselves? Those that closely follow the hive mind.
Juicyman1 votesHaving a champion or role in their name (10 points if it's Riven or Vayne), calling anyone on the team 'kid', calling decent champions terrible because it isn't Zed or some Faker champion and that smite clarity Veigar.
Mandang01 votesOnly when you have two players picked for the same lane or when there was a misunderstanding about what lane someone picked for.
arc951 votesnon meta picks(like 
jungle non meta not 
support)...
any sign of salt/bm...
let me go "X" role or i can only play "X" champion i.e. omg let me jungle i can only do 
jungle...
op.gg/lolking says your a chain feeder etc.
JAGMAG1 voteswhen i look at my teams picks and attitude versus their teams picks and realize "i cant carry this" then i dodge
PrinceOfStorms1 votesMe: <role> Other Teammate: <same role> Me: I got <role> Other Teammate: stfu
Other teammate proceeds to lock Yasuo.
Strawberrycocoa1 votesAny variation of "I'm a challenger smurf". Lies every time.
ZeeDrakon1 votes"XY ONLY". (most likely vayne, lee sin or riven) these players will either hard lose or they are smurfs, but in both cases they'll be toxic as fuck. especially when they have some kind of hint at their champs in their name.
also: "im a smurf ill carry" is lastpick, gets his role, goes 0/10
colesy1 votestroll summoners, bard pick, talon pick, squishy top laner pick.
Karcist1 votes
Always.
USG Morta1 votessomeone says "dont ban (rarely banned champ)" or i'm last pick playing support and the mid laner says "play leona" with vayne as the adc because 1) dont tell me who to play and 2) i'm not playing that pair together. Can I play leona? sure but i'm not gonna, i'd much rather play Janna with vayne. I know how i play and i sure as fuk dont need help from someone who isnt even in my lane.
Lugg1 votesI will dodge if I ask the questions "Where are you going?" or "Do you want X or Y?" and they don't answer. If you can't communicate in picks and ban, you sure as hell can't communicate in game. Also the usual things like picking same role, trying to "break the meta" in ranked, <role> or feed, etc.
