i should not have to try to avoid enemy spells hitting me weeeh weeeh mimimimi weeeeh
Wow you're a dick. I told you, most top laners simply don't have the tools to avoid his E at the given projectile speed, range, and the unique way it interacts with minions allowing him to lane bully as a tank.
all you got to do is walk perpendicular
All you got to do as Sion is.... aim. Wow. Nice. Or, since, they're melee, just E whenever they walk up to CS, and watch as they get caught between minions.
it has some of the easiest counter play in the game
Not in top lane, no
Sion shouldn't be a lane bully. No tank should be. They have utility and cc in place of dmg, and should never be able to be a lane bully.
In addition, Sion already has free roam with his ult. That is how he gets his early pressure. There is absolutely no need for him to out dmg other laners on top of that.
He does have a lategame because he has CC. He can at least peel or engage. Compared to most top laners, he's much more useful lategame.
I really don't think you know much about lane interactions in top lane; you're making it way too simple.
On top of that, you're also unnecessarily rude for no reason. Have to ask you to stop being toxic.