Discovered a life changing life hack to never get flamed

Sydney26·Apr 5, 2018·8 votes·894 views

I want to share my discovery with u!!! If u ever had the problem getting flamed in the chat during a game ...

just type **/mute all **

u will never get flamed anymore :) life is so easy

[poppy-wink]

12 Comments

nelogisApr 5, 20185 votes

At this point let's just cut out the middle man and /fullmute all, pick Nasus and play farming simulator while your base is getting obliterated.

what I want to say is that when your jungler comes and says "let's dive", so he dives but you are busy trying to farm that Cannon with a Karthus auto attack (plus you didn't hear him say it in the first place) and he just dies there, losing you the lane, losing his double buffs and porpably losing his will to win that game in which case he will proceed to run it down bot which will tilt your Draven off the face of this earth so he runs it down top, so the Olaf then says "fuck it" and tells the enemy team where your support tahm is all the time (which is desperately trying to win the game) so the enemy just catches him the whole game and at some point he is pissed too so he eats you the whole time and spits you out so you get killed and you get perma banned because of int feeding.

See what I mean?

MimrApr 5, 20181 votes

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At this point let's just cut out the middle man and /fullmute all, pick Nasus and play farming simulator while your base is getting obliterated.

what I want to say is that when your jungler comes and says "let's dive", so he dives but you are busy trying to farm that Cannon with a Karthus auto attack (plus you didn't hear him say it in the first place) and he just dies there, losing you the lane, losing his double buffs and porpably losing his will to win that game in which case he will proceed to run it down bot which will tilt your Draven off the face of this earth so he runs it down top, so the Olaf then says "fuck it" and tells the enemy team where your support tahm is all the time (which is desperately trying to win the game) so the enemy just catches him the whole game and at some point he is pissed too so he eats you the whole time and spits you out so you get killed and you get perma banned because of int feeding.

See what I mean?

At this point pings are a far more efficient way of communicating what you're intending to do. 90% of the chat is just rage and blaming & shaming so for as far as I'm concerned Riot removes the in-game chat functionality entirely and leaves what is now the chat window as a text console for command input and pinging stuff like "Rengar has bought Duskblade" or "need 587G for Trinity Force". Emotion can be expressed through those in-game emoticons if you want to (which has the big advantage that Riot decides what you can and cannot say through it).

nelogisApr 5, 20182 votes

Tell me how you are going to ping:

"Hey jungler can you gank top, it's an easy dive" "I'm going to split bot while you pressure baron" "Let's do 2 - 0 - 3" "Wait until bot super minions push then get the turret when they send a guy to clear it" "Jungler COULD be top side / Jungler has left mid lane to bot side"

You can't replace everything with pings and it's going to be too much when you actually could. Plus there are a lot of funny fellas out there which use the chat to have a good time with their team and without chat this is going to be so much less fun.

Removing the chat seems like a terrible idea to me.

It Hertz When IPApr 5, 20181 votes

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Tell me how you are going to ping:

"Hey jungler can you gank top, it's an easy dive"

Ping: "Need Help!"

"I'm going to split bot while you pressure baron"

Ping: "On the way!" Ping Baron Pit: "Need Help!"

"Let's do 2 - 0 - 3"

You got me there. Don't see that as happening outside of a premade, though; I certainly wouldn't trust randos with that kind of setup.

"Wait until bot super minions push then get the turret when they send a guy to clear it"

See above. Possibly a "Warning!" ping on bot lane, then normal ping on the super minion.

"Jungler COULD be top side / Jungler has left mid lane to bot side"

Ping: "Enemy MIA!" on lane in question. Ping: "Danger Will Robinson!" on enemy jungle, possibly once on each side.

You can't replace everything with pings and it's going to be too much when you actually could. Plus there are a lot of funny fellas out there which use the chat to have a good time with their team and without chat this is going to be so much less fun.

Removing the chat seems like a terrible idea to me.

Overall I'd agree that removing chat isn't the right move, but TBH unless you have some complex plan that for some reason you trust random bozos with, it's not that necessary. Plus IDK about you, but my personal experience is that for every funny fella I encounter, there's about a dozen others that just flame. Not worth it.

nelogisApr 6, 20181 votes

Ping: "Need Help!"

This could mean a lot of things in that situation. It just says "Help"

Help with what?

You could be low and he thinks you are asking him to cover the lane You could be asking for help because you know the enemy jungler is near

Most of the time it would be clear but that 20% of the time where just both people waste their times would be really annoying.

Ping: "On the way!" Ping Baron Pit: "Need Help!"

I guess this could work. Though if you only want them to pressure it and not actually do it then that would lead to some confusion I think.

You got me there. Don't see that as happening outside of a premade, though; I certainly wouldn't trust randos with that kind of setup.

I use that everytime an enemy inhib is down and my team doesn't know what to do. Most of the time they just go where the most people are but hey... it works sometimes.

Overall I'd agree that removing chat isn't the right move, but TBH unless you have some complex plan that for some reason you trust random bozos with, it's not that necessary. Plus IDK about you, but my personal experience is that for every funny fella I encounter, there's about a dozen others that just flame. Not worth it.

I have played Destiny 2 (a terrible game by the way) which doesn't have a standart chat (seriously it doesn't even have a clan chat). Even though it is an MMORPG, I felt so lonely in that game. I could have played the whole game in offline modus and it wouldn't have mattered much.

I think the same would happen in League. If there is no chat whats the difference between playing online or with bots? (the skill level yes and your occasional rager with spam pings but lets say the bots are so advanced that they play like actual humans).

It's the little things like the guy saying "gl hf" at the start of the match followed by the "lol ur mom gay" that puts a little smile on your face. Take that way and it feels so... empty, kind of hard to describe it.