What if i told you...

That every match you will be countered by the enemy champion. That you won't have any built in sustain, and have one of the lowest health regen stats in your class. That you won't have a passive all lane phase. That your passive is not interactive, and only efficient in team fights. That your early game damage will always be nerfed to make sure that it isn't very good. That you will always have to play from under tower. That your mana stat will be one of the lowest in your class. That your champion will never be a priority for Riot.

But the light at the end of the tunnel, is that you are always promised the ability to scale into mid game. That if you survive early game against the odds, you will be 'decent' in the mid game. That if you risk it and build full damage, you can one-shot squishies who lack any sense of respect for your champion.

Try to guess what champion you would be, without looking up what I play. Lets see what you guys come up with.