The Buff Sion Needs

The only buff sion needs is a fucking steering wheel.

If his ult was hit able on more than the other immobile tanks in the game, he might actually be worth something because look at that : kit cohesion.

currently his entire game plays around that ult, if in jungle, he doesnt gank well until ult, if in toplane, he doesnt split well until ult. if the core of his identity is the fuck you choo choo then wouldnt it make sense to have it be the only goddam thing in his kit that he can actually reliably manipulate? his Q is easily cancelable, has a long cast for what your looking for, the nerfs to his shield make it essentially useless and his winrate as games go on pretty much proves that he isnt the late game god a stacking champ should be, his E is there, but also a reason he got nerfed out of existance in top lane, so please

GIVE HIM A FUCKING STEERING WHEEL.

if he can steer his ult with a response time better than the bus missing its back-wheels at it tries to avoid colliding with a gas station, then maybe his kit might feel good for the 2 FUCKING SECONDS of realizing his champ identity and a piece of shit with the greatest negative feedback as a player. <seriously, its not fun to play "can my opponent move faster than 300 move-speed to the left or right" and his shields not even a factor, neither is his scaling considering his low as shit base health scaling>

seriously. get some traction tires, a steering wheel and let him feel good ONCE in a team-fight. right now he feels useless all game.