How to get a Front Page Post on Gameplay & Balance

Step 1: Write a thoughtful essay on how to balance league to the fullest potential of the game.

Step 2: Take the hard drive you wrote it on and throw it into a big fire.

Step 3: Bang out some 2 paragraph post about why Lee Sin/Zed are practically Hitler and should be removed from the game or why the latest PBE changes are dumber than a bacon shop in Iran.

Step 4: If your post fails to be noticed, comment "bump" 45 times.

Step 5: Congratulations! You now have a front page Boards post. Prestige and money will follow.