Lanes

I don't want to play top lane. I don't want to play mid. I don't want to play jungle. I don't want to play support. Why cant I just get the lane I want? I would rather only play 2 games a day but actually have the role I want, Than being yelled at because I can't play top lane. I'm not good at any other lane, that's why I main adc. I don't main adc so I can play aatrox top lane and go 0/10 to a no-life Yasuo player, then get flamed. That's not fun, really Its just stupid i cant get the lane i want 50% of the time! Just let me play ADC.