Gentle Reminder that Yasuo is Bullshit

Hello, I am just reminding everybody that Yasuo is the most bullshit champion ever created (narrowly leading Vayne). NO, I AM NOT SAYING HE'S OVERPOWERED. He is simply bullshit. Since Riot is actually allowing these stupid fucking champions in the game, I'm just gonna uninstall again (maybe block leagueoflegends.com in my router, too).

Like seriously, if Malphite can dash a decent distance on a 90 second cooldown, why can Yasuo do it on a 0.3 second cooldown? And don't even get me fucking started on the Windwall. The guy who designed this piece of shit needs to TASTE THE WIND.