Getting flamed for high ping :D
I like being called retarded, mentally slow, and autistic for joining a ranked game and lagging with 3k ping. I am actually a fucking psychic, I have had 39 ping for every match I played in history, and I fucking predicted the shit out of it. I knew my ping would spike to 3k every five seconds and I joined a ranked game just to troll you guys :D You don't even know how good I am at telling when my connection is shit! I mean I get 60 Mbps 24/7, and I just wanted to let you all know that I joined the game because I knew about my 3k ping and I intentionally trolled. Oh well, mission accomplished, my support told me that I should have been killed in the Florida shooting, and that my retarded downs parents should have aborted me :D Great job, Riot, your ban system is working as intended :D Keep up the good work, the community's overwhelmingly positive attitude must draw millions of new players in every year :D
PS. I play League of Legends more than any other game because I love the thrill of getting flamed. There is nothing, NOTHING like the feeling of being told to kill myself that just boosts my self esteem higher than ever before! Why would anyone choose to play single-player games when there is a whole community just waiting to send you death threats?
/SAR-FUCKING-CASM