I really despise premades in solo queue

Because they only exist to unbalance the matchmaking, and to trashtalk. Like literally, that's almost all they do.

And they can fuck off.

Why in the bloody hell, when you have such a communication and trust advantage, that you have the fucking nerve to talk smack, even though you KNOW you don't even need to try to win? Don't you have any fucking shame at all?

You don't earn it, and you don't deserve it. You win literally by default, given you on a silver platter, and you have the fucking nerve to talk smack?

And oh yeah, they also get especially defensive when I merely used 2 lines to point it out too. They also like to play dumb which just grinds my gears, because I SERIOUSLY hate people who choose to be or play stupid. And they camped my lane and turned my game into a 1v9 because allies believe I fed them and cause the loss even though they walked out of the lane with only 2-3 kills, which I dare say is pretty impressive given I was dived by Tahm and Nasus constantly.

And yeah, they will all band up like good buddies in the end-game chat, harassing me and all having a good laugh. The premades will walk away with an ego boost, and the others on my team will walk away with their ego intact because they now push all of the responsibility for the loss onto this 1 scapegoat that they all subconsciously agreed upon; never mind the fact you guys were 4v3 the entire game and still lost the lane pretty hard, were busying farming right next to the baron pit when I went through the trouble of probing the fact they WERE doing it so you could PHYSICALLY SEE IT but still no action and so I was the only one attempting to steal the baron when all of you kinda just stood on the side farming, and none of you reacted to my vigilant pings so you lot fed far more than I ever did to my opponent but then you still blamed me. But no, let's just go with the premades and blame this 1 guy and so we can ALL feel good about ourselves and all having a good laugh.

What in the actual fuck is this? Am I even living in a civilised world?

I despise premades. All they do is ruining games. They can all go die for all I fucking care. Just disappear from my solo queue. You have "friends" is not an excuse for you to be a fucking dipshit at someone else's expense, whether or not it's your teammates or opponents, while warping the matchmaking balance as well as the player experience in general to your whim. If that's the only way you can have fun, then you really should just go and kick a bucket.

Fuck off.

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And if this post seems especially insulting and ill-mannered to you, that's because I legitimately HATE premades.