Retreat? Hell!
I am fully aware of the responses, and arguements, against me here. Time saved, higher rate of farming rank, statistically sound decision making. That it is just wasting other people's time... but you know what? Screw your time. You came here with me, and very few of you got here first. You knew people like me were here. I am not here to farm. I AM HERE TO WIN. My fun in this game is letting the other team see that beautiful Defeat message.
I do not click yes on Surrenders. Ever.* 1,000,000,000:1 against odds... and I start hoping their Internet cuts out, or they lose power. I am here to win, and get bent if you think I am going to decide to lose. I may not have any power left to decide if I am going to win... but I am not losing intentionally.
That is what it is. Arguements aside. You can say you had absolutely no chance to win... but that isn't true. Unless you surrendered as they took out your Nexus, but why bother?
The fundamental decision being made is "I will lose this game, and I accept that" Piss off. Victory or death.
This is why I support brining the Win/Loss count back to League. Big, Bold, and Beautiful right there on your profile page for everyone to see just like we used to have. Okay, neat, you're Platinum... what is your ACTUAL win rate. We can see. Do you get carried by friends in Ranked, but are garbage in solo and normals? You might consider sticking around, especially those who like to look good.
*I will click surrender if someone on my team is being harassed or bullied by someone else on the team. It's just assholish to make them put up with that sorta thing.
**Wasting your time is not harassing or bullying you. You joined a match. You know how long hey can last. You accepted that before you got touchy.
"Retreat? Hell, we just got here!" Lloyd Williams, 2nd Battalion 5th Marines - In an "unwinnable" battle.