Your ranked system is an embarrassment
It's absolutely astounding how this game ever managed to have an esports scene. For it to be "functioning" (strong word there) on the same janky system for 10 years, with Riot adamantly denying that it functions in certain ways despite the entire world noticing recurring themes (Get into promos, get matched with habitually toxic and death-heavy players) should be humiliating as a company. The fact that you can play 20 games in a day and see the same players 2-3-4 times in a row and lose because of it it shameful. That your smurf detection is so bad that it's either labeled me as one, or it can't detect real ones, just makes me want to break my own neck. I love nothing more than looking at the summoner levels on the enemy team and seeing 35, 40, 37, 31, 42, all with roughly 700k mastery points on their chosen champion is just SO COOL. If there's one thing I love, it's that any of my attempts to climb at the end of the season have been met with Riot sternly telling me "No". As annoying as it is and as easy as it is to fall back on "It's not my fault", I really don't see how it's my problem as a player that my jungler is level 1 7 minutes in to the game because they don't know how to take camps without getting executed. I don't understand where my agency as a player lies when my bot lane decides to play with 300 ping and die to shaco ganks. I just can't wrap my head around this stupid fucking ranked system and how inefficiently it works.
Go ahead, downvote me. I don't give a shit. This company is collectively a sham, and they've brilliantly deceived you in to thinking that this game is competitive at a professional level. There is no excuse why a high-plat-low-diamond MMR game should have people first-timing their champions and afking after dying 3 times. Haha, Happy's mad. Trust me, at this point I'd have changed my name to Mad, but that already got taken by someone else in my club. I just do not understand why this game has collapsed on itself and become a complete and utter clusterfuck of outrageous matchmaking hiccups and embarrassingly bad champion balance topped with a complete lack of punishment for people who repeatedly go 0/11 in ranked games.