"You're the tank, you don't need gold!

Durfain··104 votes·4,592 views

Said the mid laner when I needed a wave top to complete a defensive item. Well, don't be surprised when we lose the next team fight because I'm not tanky enough ಠ_ಠ

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FioraWillCarry50 votes

Sounds like some real Bronze shit. Only a true noob would say something like that.

GULAG 4 U16 votes

Everybronzemidlanerever

Knoyle4 votes

Had a high gold adc say this shit to me. He flamed me saying he wouldn't hit his powerspike to carry because of me and then I proceeded to tank a turret long enough for mid lane to get a triple. But nah that 1 kill i took bot really screwed us.

SlashStriker44 votes

Ahri You are tank you need no gold Alistar stomps the minions. Problem Ahri?

also this is very interesting thing. The mid laner is dead and i clear mid lane and there they go insane spamming pings over me. Like DUDE! You are fkin dead. If i don't get the gold the tower will. At the end you got nothing cause you are fkin dead. Fkin stfu and deal with it

Canidae5 votes

Most of the time when another laner does this they don't do one of two things that would justify taking the farm:

  • they either don't bother waiting for the minion wave to push to allied turret and last-hit under tower (it'd be better to kite/tank enemy wave till another allied minion wave came which would cause the opposite of what i'll describe below)
  • or they clear the enemy minion wave without shoving all the way to the opposing tower

If U don't do either of the above, then in most cases the wave will slow-push towards the enemy. This allows the enemy mid laner to freeze the wave and put your midlaner at an even more disadvantageous position. Ur essentially turning a misplay into a lost lane, and maybe even a lost game all for like 100 more gold and minimal exp.

It's one thing to steal farm, but another to screw over a teammate.

Braum Mechanics1 votes

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Ahri You are tank you need no gold Alistar stomps the minions. Problem Ahri?

also this is very interesting thing. The mid laner is dead and i clear mid lane and there they go insane spamming pings over me. Like DUDE! You are fkin dead. If i don't get the gold the tower will. At the end you got nothing cause you are fkin dead. Fkin stfu and deal with it

I have the problem with some ADC. They ping mercilessly when I take a few CS as a support.

Those minions are going to die to the towers and the gold is going to go to waste. Are you that selfish?

Votable Jester1 votes

Depends on the situation mid lane.

If the minions would just die to tower, go ahead and kill them. If they're just a bit pushed towards me though, I'll get pretty annoyed; that's the ideal position to have your wave generally, but so many people push it out when they see it like that.

I never flame a teammate over it though, and only ping up to 3 times (that's only if they're pushing it to just outside the enemy tower range; I play a lot of immobile mages).

Spoofghoul25 votes

Sion So what if i don't need gold

they still give me health

can u now pls GTFO and leave me that wave before i plant my axe in your skull

..i.,

Erractic Eick2 votes

Sometimes I wish Sion had the ability to friendly fire for this precise reason.

Ralanr2 votes

I don't. Some of my best knock ups are in chaotic teamfights. If he had friendly fire then I'd basically cancel all teamfights.

Erractic Eick2 votes

But... but more stacks! Just imagine getting ten health from all of your own teammates and two for friendly minions!

Aeszarck4 votes

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Sometimes I wish Sion had the ability to friendly fire for this precise reason.

That reminds me of a certain video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CSZeBmGTs

Ralanr1 votes

That is beautiful.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo20 votes

I was reported as a support for having item 3060 item 3512 and side pushing waves and getting turrets i was told i didnt need to push or get farm.

The Yetii Rider3 votes

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I was reported as a support for having item 3060 item 3512 and side pushing waves and getting turrets i was told i didnt need to push or get farm.

That's more about you putting your team at a disadvantage for team fights

oSEXYPLATYPUSo22 votes

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That's more about you putting your team at a disadvantage for team fights

NO ITS ABOUT PEOPLE BEING ASSHATS. there was no team fight, we were getting ready for a baron and i had both off cd so i went to bot lane really quickly to push that wave with the cannon minion with my item 3060 item 3512 to create pressure by that lane pushing super hard so some one on their team had to react to it and then i rotated back to baron cleared vision with item 3364 and used item 2045 to ward and we secured baron while their adc went to handle the massive wave crashing at the inhib turret in bot lane. i was told i had to many cs

doombotMECHA20 votes

one time I was playing old taric bot and my adc kinda borked off somewhere idk where but anyway old taric had burst and ashe/janna weren't actually that threatening earlygame damage-wise so I killed ashe 1v2 twice and then fled down the river

my adc got pissed b/c I'm not supposed to have kills.

IPromiseTomorrow14 votes

Wtf. If an adc says that to me he's sure as hell not getting any of my respect. That adc sounds butt hurt as hell.

Erockandroll2 votes

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one time I was playing old taric bot and my adc kinda borked off somewhere idk where but anyway old taric had burst and ashe/janna weren't actually that threatening earlygame damage-wise so I killed ashe 1v2 twice and then fled down the river

my adc got pissed b/c I'm not supposed to have kills.

I swear this happens all the time when I support. Usually, my ADC either Dies, or has to pull out cause he's low on Health. And I end up punishing the enemy bot lane, since they over extended, trying to kill the ADC.

And if it's not me, It the Jungler. While the ADC is back on the fountain, I end up feeding those kills to our Jungler. Usually works since the enemy is already worn out. And it puts me ahead of the ADC, since I still get the Assist gold.

MagicDragon3001 votes

He just can't handle all your fabulous.

Nasus Withers5 votes

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That's more about you putting your team at a disadvantage for team fights

team fighting is more than just being present at the fight. Team fighting also consists of applying pressure in other lanes because is forces the enemies to send at least one player away from their group to deal with a split push against something like item 3512 item 3060 or at the very least the enemy will be distracted by it. If you have a very strong split-push team you can easily force an enemy team to stay divided among the different lanes or they lose objectives.

Catastrop4 votes

lmao, that is some real B5 shit right there.

Xyntheyxz13 votes

i was playing Braum and i had a nice lamer that gave me all the cannons so i could pop my fucking item 3302 , then gave me some farm so i could complete items when i asked. Ended up getting full build much faster and blocking everything for my carry...one of the best games yet

Ziovi1 votes

sometimes instead you find the adc that even if you have item 3302 will try his best and even use his skills to kill the minion before you. That's especially annoying when you play thresh because you don't execute them so it's a bit easier for them to prevent you to kill those minions.

notice me Sin pi1 votes

when i play thresh, i just anticipate my teammates to never allow me to proc it, so i mostly just keep it at tier 1 and try to stick with item 3190 for the active (unless the enemy team, for some reason, decides full-AD-no-AP is the best comp ever)

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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when i play thresh, i just anticipate my teammates to never allow me to proc it, so i mostly just keep it at tier 1 and try to stick with item 3190 for the active (unless the enemy team, for some reason, decides full-AD-no-AP is the best comp ever)

you know as Thresh you get more income and utility out of item 3069 then item 3401

notice me Sin pi1 votes

thresh needs that extra 70hp from item 3302 or he'd lose most engages early game, as he's more of all-in than poke. Besides, getting item 3301 has bad synergy with his ability to roam and gank early game.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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thresh needs that extra 70hp from item 3302 or he'd lose most engages early game, as he's more of all-in than poke. Besides, getting item 3301 has bad synergy with his ability to roam and gank early game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY

ok if im playing thresh i have a 0-12-18 set up. i run flat armor reds, flat hp seals, 1 flat armor quint, 2 gold per ten quints, cdr blues.

that gives me from runes and masteries +122 hp at lvl 1 +12 armor ( +6 armor/mr in lane with legendary gaurdian) 13% cdr lvl 1 for more hooks the item 3301 gives gold per cs that dies +5% cdr +25% mana regen when you build the full item item 3069 you get +45 armor +10% cdr + 150% hp regen +75% mana regen a free passive to get +ms near turrets + the active aoe speed boost that can get you in position or disengage let alone the gold income +6 gold plus the free hp +10hp for every cs that dies

notice me Sin pi1 votes

all im gonna say is that i envy u for actually having the IP to afford the runes for it, but i dont. Therefore item 3302 is a must for me regardless of ally&enemy team comp rito pls i deserve silver 4 but stuck in silver 5 cuz of dis

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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all im gonna say is that i envy u for actually having the IP to afford the runes for it, but i dont. Therefore item 3302 is a must for me regardless of ally&enemy team comp rito pls

ok if you dont have those runes i get it but you do see where my argument has validation ?

notice me Sin pi1 votes

ur argument is valid if one of the following:

  • ur team is late-game based and enemy team is early-game based.
  • ur lv30 but enemy support is lv17 and doesnt have access to runes and masteries

it's all rly situational tho. There isn't a set [best starting item], but item 3302 is what i prefer on thresh

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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ur argument is valid if one of the following:

  • ur team is late-game based and enemy team is early-game based.
  • ur lv30 but enemy support is lv17 and doesnt have access to runes and masteries

it's all rly situational tho. There isn't a set [best starting item], but item 3302 is what i prefer on thresh

the issue with Thresh and item 3302 is its hard to proc the passive correctly due to him having a ranged auto attack you can actually caused missed cs when the passive execute dont proc. it is easier to use if you are able to proc the passive the same time the passive on your E that gives bonus damage on next auto at the same time.

that being said mid and late game item 3069 provides more utility and more armor for Thresh

notice me Sin pi1 votes

idk in ur elo but in my elo, people dont know how to deny me from collecting souls so i already get a lot of armor. 450 HP does better job for that reason in my elo.

and the proc thingy, just git gud at csing by playing other roles (i play adc secondary)

obviously, people dont lemme proc them mid~late game. Even so, the 2gold/10sec is just too valuable compared to 6g/minion during that phase, as hard cc supports need to roam especially a lot to be useful i wonder why even LCS support players generally dont bother procing them after laning phase

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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idk in ur elo but in my elo, people dont know how to deny me from collecting souls so i get a lot of armor. HP does better job for that reason for me.

i understand how thresh works but with him only gaining armor from souls that simply isnt enough for him to be front line. but to each there own

Tristanl0l12 votes

this is hilarious because if the situation was the opposite where your mage/AD needed 70g to finish Voidstaff/Last whisper this entire board would be downvoting the thread to nonexistence.

Catastrop3 votes

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this is hilarious because if the situation was the opposite where your mage/AD needed 70g to finish Voidstaff/Last whisper this entire board would be downvoting the thread to nonexistence.

Now this, everyone knows this is true.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo9 votes

lol every one needs gold to have items. hence why having the support be the only tank on team is actually subpar becuase of the lack of gold income they have they cant have the big tank items early enough to make it where they dont isnta die.

GET YOUR GOLD SON!!

Çhåryzård7 votes

I've found this said for supports too

"You're the support, you don't need the gold"

Like...tanks and supports are just as important as the mid jg and adc...just because we aren't focusing on kills doesn't mean we aren't important. We serve a purpose.

CarameI Frappe1 votes

Ashe: Teleports back to base

Leona: _Getting some cs to get 75 gold to finish my item 2303 _

Ashe: Pinging me 10x non stop "The hell? I'm the ADC, leave those to me!"

Leona: ....

Seriously some ADCs would rather have minions die to tower, then to see you get some CS. Even if they're nowhere near lane or died. I need gold to keep you alive, alright???

R FLASH XD3 votes

And you play DrMundo and you do more damage than your carries

BloodyTompon2 votes

ok Rammus

Villainous V2 votes

This happened to me once. I was naut support and couldn't do much of any real tanking because of my lack of gold. Thankfully my team understood, but god damn tank items are expensive.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

{quoted}

This happened to me once. I was naut support and couldn't do much of any real tanking because of my lack of gold. Thankfully my team understood, but god damn tank items are expensive.

but dont you know tank items and tanks are broken "its a tank meta"

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Villainous V1 votes

[{quoted}](name=MrFawknSunshine ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=GMjm1nAk,comment-id=000a0000,timestamp=2016-08-27T15:37:54.658+0000)

but dont you know tank items and tanks are broken "its a tank meta"

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

That doesn't explain the cost of the items themselves. They can be op all they want but with no real gold it doesn't matter because you can't buy the items at all

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol my comment about tank items being broken was more of a shot of the constant bitch fest on boards about things being broken, one is tanks are op and then its adc are too strong and crit is bullshit, and then cc should be nerfed. and true damage shouldn't exist. ect ect its a never ending circle jerk of tears

Drugoth2 votes

That's when you roam down to their lane and exact a "stupidity tax".

Just kidding don't actually do this! XD

Votable Jester1 votes

How did the lottery get pulled into this?

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

That happens to me, but it's usually my JG, rather than my mid teammate.

Example: JG comes Top.

JG: "I'm getting counter-jungled, I need to borrow some CS to catch up!"

Me: "Um, Mid or Bot could use some help. Prime opportunity for a gank on mid, right now dude. Check the mini-map, Mid's pinging like crazy."

JG: "No, just let me get this wave, then I'll leave."

JG proceeds to go all-in on my lane-opponent when I am in no position to help him, dies.

JG: "WTF!? Why didn't you help me?"

Me: "Because I was far too low to help you. I pinged both my health and mana to show you."

JG: "Report Top, didn't help me when I needed it!"

Me: Screams internally

General Esdeath 2 votes

Mid laner 5 minutes later: "/all omg this useless tank isn't even tanky. Shit top laner pls report x9 for feed and toxic"

MagicDragon3002 votes

Don't be silly, everybody knows you pull defensive stats out your ass

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