A List of Thoughts While Playing With The New Hud

Vioforte··34 votes·1,330 views
  • who is on their team?
  • those icons are so tiny, it doesn't even have their full faces in them
  • I actually cannot tell which champ that is
  • oh okay mousing over it gives me the name
  • no wait...I can't read that, where are my glasses?
  • I have never needed my glasses for this game
  • WHERE DID I PUT THEM?
  • What time is it? Why do I have to Tab to see how much time has passed?
  • Why are the Camp timers on Tab?
  • Okay, that's inconvenient
  • Someone died!
  • I have no idea who it is!
  • These icons are so small, and most of their space is taken up by timers when the person is dead
  • Seriously? I have to look at their build to figure out who died?
  • Oh no, worse yet I have to mouse away from the game, actually stop my orb walking and farming/poking to see who it is BECAUSE I HAVE TO PUT MY MOUSE ON THAT TINY-ASS BLORP
  • I need to poop
  • When is my ability ready for use?
  • Is it after that dumb sparkly animation finishes or when the timer finishes?
  • My abilities seem delayed when I match them with the animation and timers
  • Why is everything so bright and sparkly and DISTRACTING???
  • that orb in the middle of the cooldown timer: why????
  • Sona is a jerk
  • stop touching me, jerk
  • okay how much health does my team have, I want to go in on this
  • okay, well, I am squinting and I still can't tell if they are full-health or in danger of dying to a leaf landing on their foot
  • fuck it, let's just assume they are doing fine and focus on our lane, I will save my tele for later
  • "Enemy triple kill YAARRRRGGHHHH"
  • Fuck ... ... ...
  • This announcer needs to GTFO

13 Comments

Vioforte12 votes

In addition:

  • I'm lagging and there was NO warning because the easily spotted fps/ping bar is gone
  • okay there's something in the corner there, I guess it's the replacement but I CANT SEE THE DAMN THING
  • what's th--...is that a button? It's so minuscule and in the middle of nowhere wh--THE CAMERA UNLOCK BUTTON??? WHY IS IT THERE?????????
  • I can't tell what my stats are. All I see are numbers, I cannot for the life of me just glance at them and know if I'm in good standing
  • why the buttered TOAST would there be a button to hide those stats??? They're IMPORTANT!
  • I'm so lost, what is happening, who am I
  • Everything is spiraling out of control
  • Let's press buttons and hope the pirate overlord praises me
  • And now I'm dead

I'm...I'm uninstalling the game until this crap is gone. Seriously, I have better things to do than play a game with a HUD that has the clarity of an elephant turd.

MarkedOfKane11 votes

-Oh shit im oom. Oh wait its just the ability coming off cooldown -Wow check out that red X on my ability icon, oh yeah, i was cc'd, whats going on now? -What do those little boxes mean besides those numbers hidden in a panel, i have to read all this first

TurquoiseYoshi4 votes

I'm pretty sure camp timers have always been on TAB.

You also had to poop. I'm sorry, but you should have gone before the game.

If you don't know who your allies are, pay more attention in Champ select.

Vioforte2 votes

Wrong, as of this season, the timers began to exist and they were front and center at all times. You would always know what's what instead of having to obsessively jam your tab key every minute.

Don't tell me what to do with my bowels. Those are mine.

I don't even know where this comment came from. I...okay sure, enjoy writing that for no reason.

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

I can tell you what to do with your bowels. You can choose to not listen. XD

DrCyanide1 votes

{quoted}

Wrong, as of this season, the timers began to exist and they were front and center at all times. You would always know what's what instead of having to obsessively jam your tab key every minute.

No... no they haven't been. If you doubt me look up any YouTube video made this year.

Biff Manly2 votes

Ahhh, the troubles of playing on a 70-inch plasma screen TV/supercomputer combo.

I am used to playing the game on a panini press macbook, so deciphering shitty UI is second nature to me.

Ankhr2 votes

yeah, some parts are actually too tiny where the timers block out the icons, making it impossible to tell what is what need some HUD scaling badly

FancyKiwi1 votes

I want to know why your attack range is displayed in the same box as your AD, AP, movespeed, cooldown reduction, etc. Is your attack range really that important it needs to be displayed all the time?

Dáddy Pengu2 votes

It seems they added it just to make the box look even. 4 on one side 4 on the other.

Meep Man1 votes

You guys do realize you can increase the size of the HUD right?

Vioforte1 votes

Magnifying that elephant turd just leaves you with a bigger blurry pile of shit.

RottedApples1 votes

"i need to poop" ಠ_ಠ

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