There's a Storm approaching...

Hello I am Bird··31 votes·3,037 views

This month will be the month that the mage reworks come out.

Tell me, will you be ready for the Galio dash-ult?

Will you be ready for.... Well just Malz in general

Will you be ready for Annie to get even more f*#cking damage (Seriously though wut?)

And most of all...

Will you be ready to deal with Zed even more because of the qss changes?

Tell me summoner person. Will you brave the storm with me?

78 Comments

Penns11 votes

I think Ill just keep playing Dark Souls 3 then

c:

Avios16 votes

Praise the Sun/Moon/Stars Soup!

kile1471 votes

Did someone mention Storm and Dark Souls 3? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cd2FHb-QS_E/maxresdefault.jpg

Hello I am Bird1 votes

FUCK that guy :/

So fucking done with trying to summon people for him at like level 76

kile1471 votes

I have no idea what an appropriate level would be for him, there wasn't enough people there for me at ~lvl 90 either.

Also if you really want to beat him just don't summon anyone. I found most of the bosses are actually easier to do alone unless they have very little downtime to estus yourself. Also carthus bloodring is worthwhile because he can probably 2 shot you either way, so just take the ring for the extra dodge frames.

Penns1 votes

Ive heard bad things about this dude... But I just finished Cathedral so thats still gonna take a while anyway lol.

kile1471 votes

He's an optional boss that is harder than final boss. You probably haven't even gotten to the first Lord of Cinder though, who is generally considered a major difficulty bump. Supposedly the halfway boss (Pontiff Sulyvan) is a major challenge for a lot of people as well (seen ratings for 3rd hardest in the game).

Penns1 votes

The area after Abyss Watchers or the fight itself? Because I just did it on my third try and I think I had more trouble with the Crystal Sage ._.

kile1471 votes

Both I think? Most people seem to have trouble with the Abyss Watchers, and I know I personally hate the Skeleton Assassins in the catacombs with a burning passion.

Hello I am Bird1 votes

Poise and dex should never.

Ever.

EVER MIX

Bemapon7 votes

Im pretty ready. I already ban zed every game.

TotalJerk5 votes

Are you ready for support Veigar to have more AP than your mid laner?

DeloricVI1 votes

YEEEEEEEEES

I can't wait to try it out in normals. Go on, touch the wall. I dare you.

PbJMpP4xzk4 votes

not ready, they just adding more cancer to try to cure a cancer (beating fire by fire) thanks god Overwatch is there !!!! GOOD RIDANCE RITO i hope to never see you again i wish you nothing but the worst damn cancerous compagnie that wanna milk young peoples money.

DorkunedAuras3 votes

Milk people's money in a game that someone can become a master of without spending a penny. Truly they are money whores.

Kudrov3 votes

being a master without spending money in league, yeah sure like all the champs were free of use and like the free champ rotation was usable in ranked queue yeahhhh make sense LOL

DorkunedAuras8 votes

you can unlock everything that is involved with gameplay for 100% free.

I have played over 1k games and have spent a total of $5 on the game.

V The Support V2 votes

#HextechCrafting

DorkunedAuras1 votes

How is this involved with my comment? I guess the fact that you can theoretically unlock everything in the game period for free?

Billy VoHagen3 votes

Galio dash ult

Oh god no, not the useless 300 range dash.

The Yetii Rider2 votes

As a tank, the new Catalyst of Eons is amazing. Eternity indeed. Hit me in the face. Give me mana. I'll use it and heal myself.

Rod of Ages is probably going to be my new rush item on Nunu.

And as for "Zed is going to be magically better" I could care less. Zed killing my carry is nothing new. He's still a one and done chump with no resets and I'm still a tank player that doesn't give two shits about assassins in my face.

I say bring it on.

Chatillon5 votes

Tank players are a very special breed of player

The Yetii Rider3 votes

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Tank players are a very special breed of player

What, the type that don't enjoy being murdered by assassins?

Chatillon2 votes

I just don't understand the mindset. When I play tank I feel like I am being focused for free while my team does nothing.

That's why I play Rengar instead lol

Even as an adc i feel more useful, but im not one to talk because top is my least preferred role because the only tank I can play and feel useful is mundo

Looknook7 votes

I love playing the super tanks like Sion, Maokai, Nautilus, and sometimes Garen or Darius. There is something really fun about being a giant brick wall that absorbs the entire enemy teams damage while cc'ing the little flies.

"NOTHING CAN STOP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"Sion

Yosuke Apperu1 votes

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I love playing the super tanks like Sion, Maokai, Nautilus, and sometimes Garen or Darius. There is something really fun about being a giant brick wall that absorbs the entire enemy teams damage while cc'ing the little flies.

"NOTHING CAN STOP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"Sion

Provided they dont have a sated yi with maw so your thornmail does jack squat to him lol.

The Yetii Rider3 votes

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Provided they dont have a sated yi with maw so your thornmail does jack squat to him lol.

Sated no longer exists as of tomorrow morning.

V The Support V2 votes

*Thursday

Yosuke Apperu2 votes

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Sated no longer exists as of tomorrow morning.

I'm happy about that.. but I'm also sad because guinsoos is going to have sated passive at max stats.. so now anyone can be "sated". You're still going to have yi going the jungle item that replaces sated which is 3% max hp physical damage on every auto attack. He's also still going to get guinsoos second. I wish they would just realize that even tho phantom hit is a cool passive, it's stupidly op.

Looknook1 votes

That is why Sion's ult is so great. You ult into the fight cc some fools realize that Master Yi is there and your ult is alread on cooldown again.

"COWArdssssssssss.....!"

The Yetii Rider3 votes

The mindset is "I'm going to make everyone on their team as useless as me."

You toss CC after CC on them. The most satisfying example is definitely Sion. You come blurring into their carry from two turrets away, knock them up and explode your shield, half their health is already gone.

SirSmokeysAlot1 votes

Mundo isn't a real tank.

Chatillon1 votes

He is listed as a tank, and absorbs tons of damage

I think that is considered a tank

BattleBoar1 votes

You got that right and I love it!![slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

TotalJerk1 votes

I'm pretty sure the new catalyst will mean that you automatically win poke wars if you buy it as a mid laner.

The Yetii Rider2 votes

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I'm pretty sure the new catalyst will mean that you automatically win poke wars if you buy it as a mid laner.

Don't care. I just want to be unkillable with infinite mana.

Tychusfindlay9192 votes

Hey ADCs you hear that?

You wont be able to cleanse my five stacks anymore

HAHAHA!!!

Darius they will regret opposing me Darius

Critmaster Garen2 votes

{quoted}

Hey ADCs you hear that?

You wont be able to cleanse my five stacks anymore

HAHAHA!!!

Darius they will regret opposing me Darius

or Mordekaiser ult.

seriously, i bet he will be back with that dash belt. the item gives hp, cdr, a burst active and ap too. so thats basically everything hes looking for in an item.

Rockm Sockm1 votes

There aren't enough bans to cover the storm that is coming.

I plan on spamming Vlad till the patch release because hes the only one that ended up far worse, besides maybe Syndra.

Devack The Holy1 votes

I'm sad about what they did to poor Syndra.

Lauchmelder2 votes

Why? A skilled Syndra will most likely get more damage out of her ult now.

Devack The Holy1 votes

This is true, but then again, try getting the extra balls out now for the bonus damage. Not to mention, the passive changes nerfed her Q by removing the extra damage at max rank through her passive, which means her harass isn't as effective. Add in the fact she never got compensated for DFG's removal (Remember, she NEEDED that in order to get her burst off to its fullest and survive), her old AP counter, Annie, got buffed to hell and back, and the fact that every AD midlaner has access to Maw (further cutting her damage), and she's honestly in a WORSE state than she was pre-MYMU.

About the only change I like was the W change, meaning she can snag more balls. But that's about it.

RasCaelestis1 votes

Viktor also got hit pretty hard. His Death Ray's secondary detonation now triggers a full second after the initial cast. Yes, the speed of the laser was increased for 'compensation' but the only thing you're going to ever hit with both procs are stationary minions (or AFK champions).

Meep Man1 votes

Every time the enemy has a Zed

Malzahar Galio Annie Vladimir Cassiopeia Lissandra

Kill me? I can't hear you over your own screams!

DeloricVI1 votes

I'm more excited about the changes to Veigar.

Veigar MOAR STAX.

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