I FUCKING HATE TRUE DAMAGE

DogshítPlayer··25 votes·1,826 views

that will be all

36 Comments

Zarkkast24 votes

There's nothing essentially wrong with true damage.

% max HP true damage, however...

Melledoneus7 votes

Fiora is a misrepresentation and an insult to French people as a whole. Riot must remove her from the game.

(Look, if this doesn't work I don't know what will)

Bhagswag2 votes

Shen is a misrepresentation of a ninja. Ninjas don't sit in one place, able to be seen by all enemies. Ninjas don't stack armor.

Riot must remove Shen from the game.

It don't work like that. :/

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

But he's getting reworked to look more like a tank. So your argument is invalid.

Bhagswag1 votes

Not sure you understood what I was trying to say.

Ninjas are not tanky. They are quick, Zed-like people. Shen is a ninja. Therefore, by Melledoneus' logic, Shen should be removed.

Of course, we're all joking. I like playing Shen.

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

I did understand what you meant, I just forgot what Shen's rework was. For some reason I thought it included a visual update to make him look more like a tank rather than a full ninja.

Melledoneus1 votes

I was just trying a new method of getting rid of Fiora. It worked for Graves' cigar.

Also: LEAVE SHENPAI ALONE!!!

Melledoneus1 votes

You should see the Shen theory. The one about how every special effect in the Rift is due to invisible Shens.

Boulderox4 votes

Armor counters ad Magic resist counters ap Health counters FLAT true damage %hp damage has no counter

Dreadlocks5 votes

%hp true*** dmg has no counter.

AL0001 votes

no not against slow attack or armor or mr... except %hp true damage...

Bârd1 votes

Shields and healing.

TaoistMaster7 votes

item 1011 here we go some true damage resist!

Vayne oh hi

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Mael bro5 votes

Darius EA sports it's in the game.

Ionian4 votes

How can you hate me? Ahri

Maximum Morde3 votes

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How can you hate me? Ahri

She's a flea ridden, std infested filthy furry.

Ionian3 votes

And I still prefer her to Mordekaiser .

Maximum Morde2 votes

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And I still prefer her to Mordekaiser .

You just gave me an idea for a doujin.

windwolf7771 votes

Ahri: "M...Mordekaiser, why are you showing me your item 1058?"

LadyRenly7 votes

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She's a flea ridden, std infested filthy furry.

how dare you insult the mascot and #1 wank material of the game, mr rusted pizza feet!

Hahahahyena1 votes

Nami Soraka Nidalee ???

Troiann4 votes

Fuck you fiora and vayne.

The Bíg Ticket3 votes

I hate Vayne.

fééd l0rd3 votes

Don't be a hypocrite just because an Olaf annihilated you. You played Vayne the next game.

DogshítPlayer1 votes

tahm kench top buddy all about counter picks ;-; learn circumstances before you judge

Pierce The Veal2 votes

I do too.

Crett2 votes

Agree

Bill Gatez2 votes

Without true damage, how else would we deal with mega tanks?

No, you're not allowed to be unkillable no matter what you build. That's not healthy gameplay in a competitive game.

True damage exhists to keep mega tanks from being basically immortal.

AL0002 votes

reasonable flat damage is okay % damage is no-no

MLDzXnRRR1 votes

Fiora

Rysophage1 votes

All true damage is is this attack/ability does this much damage. stop crying.

HappyHazard071 votes

Fiora Get good.

Captain Aishi3 votes

Fiora baguette on my level

ViashinoWizard1 votes

summoner 14 ooga booga booga

ShaftyMegee1 votes

I do as well. Corki is way better now that he doesn't have true damage xD

Ace Access 1 votes

your attempt at building hp items for defense is in Vayne

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