The Assassin Rework from a LeBlanc Player's perspective

I saw all the complaints about her on the PBE and rolled my eyes and figured that the people who complain just aren't using her new kit properly, and are just crying because they can't 100-0 anyone instantly anymore.

But no, they're right. New LB is total ass to play. Her new clones last 1/4 the time of her old passive one, and her RR one is completely worthless for a 150s ability. And what sucks is that we can't even voice this, because any topics made on the subject are downvoted by people who don't read them.

When an assassin can't even kill the unfed ADC farming by himself in bot lane with no wards or support and dies because of stupid delays and damage nerfs, WHY DO WE HAVE THE ASSASSIN CLASS IN THE FIRST PLACE? What is their role if they can't kill the most defenseless, immobile class in the entire game?

Imagine you play Darius because you like being a tanky badass who can execute people. But instead, Riot decided his R is now toxic, and now instead of an execute, it is a targetted shield on a minion. You try to say "WTF Riot what am I supposed to do with this?", and are downvoted and told "LAWL YOU USE IT TO DENY CS NOOB GET GUD". You didn't pick Darius to deny CS and shield minions. You picked him to fk sht up. I didn't pick LeBlanc to dance around with useless clones that die instantly before they can deceive anyone.

That's what this is, basically.