I am top lane

Ch0c0lateJesus·Feb 2, 2015·1 votes·587 views

I am top lane, I never lose, I never win.

If I beat you, I will push forever, If you beat me, I will push forever.

We are top lane, I never have fun, and you will never have fun.

9 Comments

Thresh Outta FuxFeb 2, 20151 votes

Nasus or Tryndamere.

redniwediSFeb 2, 20151 votes

I always find top lane fun... Everyone likes different things, and top lane matches what I want in this game perfectly.

Leti the YetiFeb 2, 20151 votes

i wish more top laners would "never lose"

redniwediSFeb 2, 20151 votes

One side always loses. That's how it is for all lanes and every game, and it'd be silly to want it otherwise.

Leti the YetiFeb 2, 20151 votes

one side eventually does lose, but thats usually caused by external forces out side of top lane its not uncommon for both top laners to just camp there indefinitely till something... the rest of the rift... make their way top and thus.. both top laners never actually lost to each other

the best thing bout never losing is that you arent feeding the shit out of the other guy ;l

redniwediSFeb 2, 20151 votes

In a team game external forces must be taken into consideration. Top lane isn't a side show 1v1, it's a small part of the overall match. There's no need to get overly specific just to make your point somewhat correct. =P

Leti the YetiFeb 2, 20151 votes

I am not "somewhat correct", I might actually BE correct but we will never know because the OP's statements are ambiguous

never lose? lose to who? the laner? their team? the following when he mentions "you" I can only assume it means the opposing laner so yes, what i say it is true, it is totally possible for both laners to never lose to each other

so what are you basing your shit off of?

redniwediSFeb 2, 20151 votes

It literally doesn't matter if one top laner loses to the other. I've lost lane to the enemy jungler plenty of times, and since it's a team game that is a perfectly fine outcome. You're being overly specific in an attempt to show that an in lane stalemate is something that can and does happen, which is incredibly unlikely in todays meta. Top lane isn't that much of an island anymore, and even if it somehow happens for a while the 1v1 will be broken up eventually when the 4v4 pushes far enough one way or the other. Unless there is a surrender vote when there clearly shouldn't be one this will simply be the case. One side always loses, and it does not matter what it loses to.

I'm not talking about the OP at all right here, I'm responding directly to your statements.