Helpful Advice for You Noobs
"Begging For Ganks While Losing - If you're losing your lane horribly, don't ask for a gank. Let your tower die and farm at second turret. By the time you're 0-5, if your jungler comes you're both going to die. You should have started playing passive by 0-1 and it really doesn't matter if they're tower diving you at this point."
Although I feel strongly that you can turn around a losing bot lane if your teammates are competent enough to follow up with the gank.
In general, tips 1, 2, 3, 4, and 7 are the bane of low elo ranked solo queue. I cannot for the life of me understand why my teammates will ping dragon endlessly during an unfavorable time. It's like they don't understand that losing one or two dragons is okay. I've even had teammates say GG after losing only the first dragon. Smh.
I am guilty of #3 at times, but I am working on it.
I need a partner for #8: "If you're a big rager, try duo queuing with a friend (or fellow rager) on Skype. This way, you can safely rage to each other and your team will remain blissfully ignorant of their pathetic ability to land skillshots."