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Wave Control People!!!

Vicarious117··1 votes·436 views

The most irritating thing is when you get a bunch of fucktwat teammates who don't understand anything except "ALL FIVE MID HUUUUUR" and the feeding enemy top laner just kills all your towers cause no one fucking listens to you!

Like... I really do enjoy playing jungle, but I find I'm having a hard time ranking back up cause the dipshit morons in this elo for some unknown reason simply do not understand anything about minion control, like AT ALL! Then ofc since you're the jungler you can't go bot to stop the duelist top laner who'll kill you if you try to fight them 1v1 even though they're feeding because you have the smite and the enemy team will just take Baron without you nearby to disuade them.

But then you fucking lose your inhib cause your own top laner WHO HAS TP UP refuses to go stop them! It's like the idiots at this elo just get bored in top lane and ignore their fucking JOB and try to do something elsewhere "just cuz" unless they are the ones feeding then you better fucking hope they don't simply rage non stop and the enemy top laner is the moron who leaves them to split push for fucking free. Otherwise never expect your top laner to do their fucking job, AT ALL!

All the while your team is yelling "GROUP MID ALL 5 MID" cause that's literally the only fucking thing they know how to do... enemy team has a Ziggs or a Viktor and literally no ones dead so you're never getting to any of their towers while yours are being destroyed one by one cause the feeding enemy top laner doesn't know how to do anything besides sit in one lane and yours even with TP doesn't fucking understand what his damn job is....

Then ofc when I play top lane it ends up being 3-15 by 10 mins and your adc rage quits or something... without you there to hand hold every single fucking lane as the jungler and actually have any sort of objective control your team will almost always lose...

So the problem for me.... jungle and my top laner is too fucking stupid to do his damn job, or top lane and my team just crumbles around me cause I can't TP everytime they fuck up.....

P.S. Playing as the one guy with a premade 4 man group when you're literally the only person who knows how to finish a damn game means you will lose, cause they won't listen to a single fucking thing you say, much less ever bother to even reply......

2 Comments

Quepha1 votes

bot lane is jinx/sona and they push all day long into a quinn/leona lane then cry at me for never ganking

Vicarious1171 votes

It's not even that, when I've got a bot lane who continuously pushes into tower I try to keep the river near them warded deep enough that I can make it there for a counter gank and hope they can live long enough for me to get there. At this fucking elo junglers almost NEVER account for counter ganks, so you win next to all of them.

My problem is what comes AFTER laning phase, I can single handedly carry everyone through the laning phase quite easily, but when they just REFUSE to listen to any sort of direction and keep doing shit like "oh hey we just caught and killed their only wave clear champ and we're all still full health? Better recall and finish my next item! HURPITY DEEEERP!" then it is nearly impossible to win the game no matter how hard you won the early game.

I almost like it better when my team losses their lanes cause then they're more likely to listen to what I have to fucking say, as long as they're not all raging, even though you'd think the guy single handedly winning the game should be the "shotcaller" for that game.....

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