Quick guide to escaping YOUR "elo hell"

hi ìm groot·Apr 10, 2018·10 votes·5,438 views

I've been playing pretty much mostly on smurfs this season and I think I've cracked the key that will help a TON of golds and silvers escape where they're stuck at. It'll sound really simple, but it seems to be the hardest things for these elos to get down.

Step 1: Calm the fuck down

If you're playin league to unwind from a shitty day/life, DON'T go into ranked. Wait till you're in the proper state of mind to play to do a competitive game mode where anythings on the line.

Step 2: Shut the fuck up

Your team seem braindead? Well that's because you're in a braindead elo, if you ever want to not be IN a braindead elo, keep their mistakes to yourself to grumble about.

If you're not already observing these two simple steps, then applying them to your games will be a guaranteed bump in win rate, or your money back.

9 Comments

SaiannaApr 10, 20184 votes

Great guide that doesn't do jack shit.

Elo hell is a place with its own gravity. Once you had fallen in only immense luck can pull you out.

Here's the real guide:

The only way is to just make sure you can solo-carry anyone, which means you can't play as a tank or mid or support or jungler. Either ADC or bruiser-top and even then it takes 1 retard to fuck up all of your strategy. You will lose a shitton of games. But with if you are truly skilled above bronzies then each game should get you just tiny-wee-bit higher in MMR. You might bounce a good few times in promotion fights cause obviously matchmaker will place bronze-vegetables on your side, but as I said before: lots of games + luck will get you out of that shithole.

And believe me, even if you'll act like holy angel be most helpful I can pomise you that at least 2 players in your team will openly, or at least silently rage the living souls of them cause they, just like you, are in the same shitty bronze gravity and they, just like you, want to get the fuck out of it. So if you want be toxic, but just keep it to yourself. Whoever is the target of your hate is too dumb-fucking stupid to understand what he does wrong anyways. And if you like bitchslapping retarded idiots, then maybe bronze isn't all the worst place to be?

SasogwaApr 10, 20181 votes

Yeah if you're worth bronze 1 you might struggle getting from bronze 2 to bronze 1. But if you're worth much more than your league you just shitstomp your way through. There's a reason why boosters exist and have ridiculous winrate

SaiannaApr 10, 20181 votes

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Yeah if you're worth bronze 1 you might struggle getting from bronze 2 to bronze 1. But if you're worth much more than your league you just shitstomp your way through. There's a reason why boosters exist and have ridiculous winrate

those boosters you speak of are far better than bronze or silver. If you are skilled above bronze, but not by much but stuck in it then elo hell applies.

And the shitstomping you said.. I think I covered it aswell.