Quick guide to escaping YOUR "elo hell"

hi ìm groot·4/10/2018, 1:01:09 AM·10 votes·5,438 views

I've been playing pretty much mostly on smurfs this season and I think I've cracked the key that will help a TON of golds and silvers escape where they're stuck at. It'll sound really simple, but it seems to be the hardest things for these elos to get down.

Step 1: Calm the fuck down

If you're playin league to unwind from a shitty day/life, DON'T go into ranked. Wait till you're in the proper state of mind to play to do a competitive game mode where anythings on the line.

Step 2: Shut the fuck up

Your team seem braindead? Well that's because you're in a braindead elo, if you ever want to not be IN a braindead elo, keep their mistakes to yourself to grumble about.

If you're not already observing these two simple steps, then applying them to your games will be a guaranteed bump in win rate, or your money back.

9 Comments

Saianna4/10/2018, 2:35:57 PM4 votes

Great guide that doesn't do jack shit.

Elo hell is a place with its own gravity. Once you had fallen in only immense luck can pull you out.

Here's the real guide:

The only way is to just make sure you can solo-carry anyone, which means you can't play as a tank or mid or support or jungler. Either ADC or bruiser-top and even then it takes 1 retard to fuck up all of your strategy. You will lose a shitton of games. But with if you are truly skilled above bronzies then each game should get you just tiny-wee-bit higher in MMR. You might bounce a good few times in promotion fights cause obviously matchmaker will place bronze-vegetables on your side, but as I said before: lots of games + luck will get you out of that shithole.

And believe me, even if you'll act like holy angel be most helpful I can pomise you that at least 2 players in your team will openly, or at least silently rage the living souls of them cause they, just like you, are in the same shitty bronze gravity and they, just like you, want to get the fuck out of it. So if you want be toxic, but just keep it to yourself. Whoever is the target of your hate is too dumb-fucking stupid to understand what he does wrong anyways. And if you like bitchslapping retarded idiots, then maybe bronze isn't all the worst place to be?

Hikineet2/9/2020, 9:48:36 PM3 votes

Give me my money back.

Shahamut4/10/2018, 1:11:06 AM2 votes

Even if it wasn't true, I wish people would do this anyway. XD

Pubbi4/10/2018, 1:27:44 AM2 votes

You forgot Step 3: If you don't follow steps 1/2 Then go play Minecraft.

Project Riven4/10/2018, 2:01:26 AM1 votes

This is indeed true. I find myself winning more games when I'm not actually serious about trying to win. Or serious about people's mistakes.

Digital Daddy4/10/2018, 2:04:44 AM1 votes

Garenteed*