Somethings wrong with every champion

I'm gonna say something wrong with every champion, whether it make them broken, weak, or annoying.

-Absurd lane sustain, can heal up from nothing very quick. Despite this he is completely useless - Half her spells are automatically targeting. You don't even point and click, its automatic - Her burst is with Q is absurd, she has a blink and stealth all in one, a spammable melee AOE, and 3 dashes on a charge system -He presses R and takes no damage -His playstyle is so toxic, he stands near you and presses E repeatedly. Also he is fully dependant on his Q to engage. -Her waveclear is beyond any other champion, she has a revive, and her main damage ability is point and click -Stun stays infinitely. You can't wait it out. Also her Q has no mana cost if used to farm meaning she can spam and not lose mana -Her W poke in lane can't be laterally dodged, and her ult lasts so long -First one where my only point is negative: As soon as any champion gets in melee range he is forced to ult his Q can't instantly detonate -His early game is abysmal, but late game he can Q,AA,AA and delete any squishy -His ADC is forced to lane alone because he's absolute useless without chimes -If he lands one hook on anyone but a pure tank they are automatically dead -His passive gives % Max health damage if you land 3 spells, unfortunately his ult hits repeatedly and he has a point and click -Stuns you by autoing, blocks projectiles, and has an AOE knockup. He also has a spammable spell which slows and procs his passive -Gets bonus range off two spells, while also getting a damage amp, also they lay 40 traps which last half the game. -Deals 800 true damage on a low cooldown spell late game, and if they ult an ADC they get a free kill - SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. Oh and an AOE stun and a weird spell that slows and prevents movement effects. -Useless champ that has 5 hour delays on his two main spells, only even playable for his ult -Very fun in lane being hit by 90 rockets. Also he lets his team have a "full AD" comp due to his magic damage -Hard CC, %Max health heal, auto reset with a slow, and a true damage nuke. That sounds fun doesn't it? -Her ult has no cooldown if she lands one spell. -Very annoying in lane with cleavers, and his damn ult. Heals him to full and lets him run at you like sonic. -His Q makes his autos deal the most absurd amount of damage, and makes him impossible to burst. -Takes half your health in lane with two spells, and then has a mini Zhonya's with a heal attached dealing massive AOE damage -Has a literal Zhonya's in her kit which doubles as a blink. -Can't ward against them -The one ADC who feels like a special snowflake and is forced to use spells instead of autos. Sadly he has no passive and no W ability -3 of his spells are targeted, and the other is a blink with an AOE around it. He has sustain, hard CC and a silence as well. -Can block every spell in the game with a basic ability that lasts almost a full second. Gets a massive movespeed boost off of pressing R, outduels every champion, deals %Max health true damage, a free crit, an auto reset, sustain, and AOE heal, and supposedly takes skill despite simply having to auto and spam. Likely the dumbest champ in the game. -Invincibility, a long range engage, perfect synergy with , and absurd burst. -3 of his spells have hard CC attached. -Useless during laning phase, hides under tower and heals, but late game he takes ~75% of your health with his barrels. -Health regen, auto enhance with a speed boost and silence, damage reduction, spins for easy damage, and a magic/true damage nuke -Spams boomerang in lane, avoids ganks very easily as well. Despite this, very limited by cooldowns and forced to catch boomerangs ^Mega-Stuns entire team with one spell. Then uses another spell to stun them again. -Dashes 40 miles to knock you up, has absolutely stupid sustain, and damage reduction too. -He's limited to two shots, but don't worry, he only needs two autos to kill you. -Runs into lane, knocks you back, then has a massive AOE fear combined with a dash. -Sets up camp and makes lane the most boring torture any have ever been forced to endure -Their heal was designed to shame Darius, and their kit designed to pentakill. Also their E shaves half your health (or more) off -Spams dash, 5 hour stun, and true damage on every auto -Sends their satanic beast to knock you up, shields his team, and misses all his snares because they're so slow. Let's not talk about their jungling. Also he spawns brush in, which is just annoying. -Woah did someone just perfectly engage? Good thing I can shield my ADC and knock their team away while healing my team to full -His ult is a death sentence for anyone without a dash or blink -Spends half a minute immune to AA's then uses his AOE stun -Throws his E+Q to shred your HP, then jumps on you and deals %max health -No peel, trap is useless alone, forced to reload, and his ult deals no damage to high hp targets -Their W just doesn't hit targets who aren't CC'd -Who thought it necessary for an ADC who dashed more than ? -Really annoying poke, oh and don't forget that they shield their ADC and can activate an AOE speedboost -That stupid ult. - -They throw Q, blink in, blink out during laning phase, or throw Q, blink in, press R, pentakill during teamfights -Likely the most toxic playstyle in the game, press E to become useful, auto and slow them. Doesn't seem bad till they make themselves invincible and heal and speed themselves up. You also don't get any respite from her E because it lasts longer than it's cooldown. Also they build Runaan's despite not building AD. Just a really stupid no skill champ, a ranged Yi you could say. -That stupid AD build aside, he's an annoying lane bully who stuns for 4 years, and he runs faster than a Bronze can throw -I don't know who at Riot decided he needed an 80% slow, but if I didn't play Kha'Zix I'd protest this. -Their ult. I don't need to elaborate. -Just when you think you've killed him his angry chameleon comes back. -This champion is fully dependant on his team. He has no self peel, he has no mobility, he has nothing. His passive also encourages suicide, which he should honestly do, because he really can't do anything until late game, but he's so useless in lane that you won't make it that far because the enemy ADC will snowball off him unless he sits under tower and allows them to free farm. -They're so annoying to chase. -Dashes in, ward hops, kicks your ADC into his team and spams his Mastery 6 emote -Roots you, dashes in, stuns you, stuns you again, all the while taking reduced damage. -I'm a fan of ults that have counterplay, not targeted stuns. Luckily they're useless everywhere else -He's been meta so long just seeing him pisses me off -Shields their ADC, Renekton ults them, then turns you into a frog -Why does their ult have a cooldown reset? They're overloaded enough with a snare, an AOE slow, and a shield. -They have an ult. No that's all. All he has is an ult. He's beyond useless without it. -Wow what a unique playstyle with lots of counterplay wait no he presses E on you, spawns in 50 purple dogs and ults -Because bushes weren't annoying enough? -It's like an ADC went melee and got sustain, movespeed, true damage, and a targeted E -They press R and kill every squishy in the game. Also they have a crit on their already high damage Q -He seems cool but when a Dragon sieges your base it's not very cool -Useless without Q, unfortunately Q is a low cooldown snare with a large hitbox. Also they snare for so long -She heals for so much and deals so much it's just annoying -If he didn't require 400 stacks to deal damage and wasn't easily kited we could have a champion that made it out of PBE -his ult is a targeted knockup. It just follows you and knocks up your team. Just stupid. Don't forget he also has a bad Thresh hook. -Spears deal so much and I can never judge the hitbox accurately -Dashes to the adc and instakills them -His job is to make the enemy jungler more useless than him. Just me or is that stupid? -Runs through your team immune to CC and kills the ADC -No cooldown on her Q, an AOE slow dealing heavy damage, a shield, and of course that an AOE stun as well. Her passive just makes it easier to farm, supposedly this champ is supposed to be hard to play, but I don't see the difficulty in throw Q and pressing W, then calling it back, dealing damage and getting a shield. -Really annoying lane bully with a targeted stun, an execute, spammable harass, and that stupid passive which blocks turret shots -Her stupid W blocks dashes and knocks the user up instead. SO annoying -They ride the bird in and blind you. It's not broken but the blind makes it impossible to aim skillshots -His impossible to dodge W+R combo. Perhaps it shouldn't be impossible to dodge? No fuck that Aphromoo got some good plays in at LCS let's pretend like that's fair to boost LCS viewership -This champion is so bullshit, zooms into lane, knocks you back, taunts you and has a little AOE of no damage around him. -Nothing like hearing the scream of a void beast to remind you your ADC got caught out -His laning phase -Jumps onto your ADC from stealth and deletes them -Aside from all the dashes, they have an AOE stun, a low cooldown shield, a knockup, an AA range boost, and her absurdly high damage ult, which basically makes them impossible to fight, because they get an attack boost too. -Hides behind his minion wave and presses Q -Riot refuses to change his stupid point and click snare or his dependance on building mana so they are forced to plague us with reworks -For one patch they were the most terrifyingly broken champion with 3 ways to hard CC and heavy damage. I still hate them for this -His boxes have a 2 second fear and an absurd AP scaling. They're annoying enough without damage and shouldn't exist at all -He has a zone where attacks don't hit. If that isn't bullshit I don't know what is. Oh yea he has a global ult too -I'm fairly certain this is just a bad Yi -His stupid chemtrail turns frogs gay and makes him impossible to chase. -He stacks HP -This champion is in a bad spot but this is better than the Q spam and annoying ricochets of laning phase -Completely useless. Except the targeted ult which drags you into his team -Generally if a support deals more than an ADC and gets 700 movespeed while doing it. It's bullshit -They are a walking heal -He sustains by walking into your team. Of course he has a perfect zoning tool, a targeted DOT and a decent snare -They can miss 3 spells, press R and get a kill. -Woah nice engage! Now I'll run away with my ADC -Nothing is more fun than a massive wall blocking you off from across the map -You can't chase this guy because he can put a bard tunnel on every wall in the game -Nothing is more _FABULOUS _ than giving your team complete invincibility to damage -Shrooms -Woah you caught the ADC out? No I'll just toss him this lantern and we'll be on our way. Also his damn CC -It's sensible when an immobile ADC is given an attack speed boost, a way of stacking damage and a self peel. Unfortunately this is the most mobile ADC in the game. -Steals stats, heals up, runs fast, has no meaningful impact on the game and is useless compared to other fighters, and has CC -Just when you've got him pinned down he becomes invincible for 6 seconds regardless of whether he was CC'd or not -He's a mage who is forced to auto attack instead of bursting instantly with two spells. Remember when this was balance, not weakness -Appears from stealth, deletes you in two autos ADC in 2k17 lel -Nope, this is the bad version of Yi -His ult is so out of place -It's so fun laning against him and getting chunked by long range arrows under your turret. -I've always been fond of %max health true damage -Has extremely high scalings, hard CC, single target burst on his ult, and AOE damage on his W. What could he need? Stacking AP on an already powerful kit. Of course it's fair he can get 200 extra AP 20 minutes in -People only play him to try to show off with his Q. Oh yea the true damage is cool too I guess -Wow, single target uninterruptable dash ending in a high damage knock up? What could have more counter play? -Since his mid game burst isn't enough to kill you have to spend 10 minutes running from his ult -Invulnerability and healing? What could be more lovable? -Nothing like a tank dealing 500 damage with one spell 20 minutes in -Why does he PASSIVELY run faster than the human eye can see? -He has a gimmicky clone and a knockup. What a unique champion, I can't understand why we never see him anymore -Invincibility on an ADC? League just gets better. Also the shittiest VO in the game -Long range poke, AOE slow, hard CC? That's cool but why play him when Syndra can delete an ADC in one spell when he needs three? -Sustain, AS steroid, a free crit, a dash, and an ult to allow you to 1v1 anyone? That sounds like a fun, nontoxic playstyle -Where do I begin with this? Free crit, 0 cooldown dash, knockup, armor pen, passively gaining a shield from movement, blocking every single projectile in the game, blinking to a target as soon as they are knocked up. Basically a melee ADC who deals more and counters ADCs, all while having the best CSing in the game? Even better his thematic appeals to weaboos? Wow I wonder why he has the highest play rate and banrate. Couldn't be like he's the single most irritating champion in the game. -He spawns in 50 little apes, a wall and a obese ghost because he's still useless alone. -I like the rework, Zac having hard CC on only two spells is something that desperately needed fixing -He's an assassin with delayed burst and hard countered by one item? Basically useless and unplayable. -Nothing like losing tower 8 minutes in -Revive, hard CC, speed boost, slow, and no cooldowns? It sounds good but he has one offensive spell and is basically useless -Squish